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CI Anonymous C) 9/ ( Tue) 18: 33: 32 No. 158941583
I got hungry and went to Mcdonalds. It' s a 2 en the bus each way, see . I got a small Mcrib meal, en nom
nom, was en my way. HALF AN HOUR LATER my stomach gees beep beep beep WHAT THE
FUC' BC) C) M' C) C) C) C) AAHAH. I had the ***** like We never had in my life. Iwas in absolute agony.
So the bus pulls up to a park and ride, which was halfway between Olympia and home, SC) I got sarthe bus for a much
needed bathromm break. I RUN to the ******* public restroom, which has sne stall, and there is same dude playing a
PSP in the stall. And I' m like dude, hurry up pls, I' m abaut to **** myself here and he' s like uuh, whatever. A split
second , my eyes gs wide like an anime characterful' s been mortally stabbed, and I think quickly. I pull
down my pants, and proceed to fill the sink. Yeah, I was that desperate. No, the dude didnt seem to notice.
So I finish dispensing my chocolate , and I' m like okay, new what? I' m standing there with **** all C) ) r my butt and I have nothing to wipe. And I kid ysu
not, it Issued exactly like sameone had poured like S pounds sfine cream into the sink. It was like this perfect swirl.
So here' s the scene: no towels, and I' m inches away from the deer. The deer leads to a very public area with a security guard. And people. And buses. his
hallway, just outside, and I' m covered in **** . So what do I do? ******* Solid Snake, man. I ran into the women' s restroom
And I used that bathromm. Oh, did I aver use it. And to cap it all off, I managed to walk right past the security guard and heard the bus. Sans underwear- that was
the only casualty
And that my friends, is the Mcrib Story.
El Amonymous ) 18: 37: 23 his 153942382
So laas kinda constipated the other day, and was trying to squeeze it set in a bathromm at this park and ride, right? It was taking a ******* long time, as I
bust set my ******* psp ts keep myself entertained. Some **** eames running up screaming about hoe he needs to go NOW, but **** him amirite?
Anyway. snce its finished, same ************ dripped a lead in the sink, like, a gaddamn filthy assosiate snake that smelled like it
clawed it' s way set sf Swans bowels. **** .
He sures left his (istering underwear en the fleet. Filthy **** . Hope he dies of selen caner.
Se I' m a Mcrib and this dude ate me Half an hour later Iwas like chocolate pudding, ready ts explode. And guess where this idiot decided to **** ? In the
******* aim Than same dude with PSP semes, tasks at the and starts swearing. What a life.
Cl Anonymous : ila
Se there laces, hanging around in a public restroom, being a esel ******* sink, freshly cleaned and all, when this constipated fagget comes in, enters the ens
single stall in the mom and starts ******** . Seriously the guy took like an hour, he probably was sne of these losers that carry PSP' s amend all the time and
**** .
Anyway, here comes the best part, all of a sudden, anither fagget eames in. Haly **** this guy needed to gs. He asked the PSP fagget ts hurry the **** up
but he didn' t seem to give two ***** . Suddenly, the ' eyes gs wide like an amine character whe' s been mortally stabbed and I realize what has
thinking...
******* fagget TOOKA **** IN ME You should have seen that **** , El pounds sf chemists icecream, Then he started sneaking amend, went to the
Vernen' s bathromm and came out with underwear. I bet the thinks nobady noticed, he pretty thinks he was sure Snake and **** .
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#16 - KakashiHatake (12/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So I ate some chocolate ice cream I found in a sink the other day...
User avatar #1 - foggart (12/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
get this **** to the front page
User avatar #3 to #2 - foggart (12/07/2010) [-]
your arm looks like a loaf of French bread
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User avatar #6 - DaCrazyOne (12/07/2010) [-]
I CAN'T ******* BREATHE LOL
#24 - MisfitsFan (12/08/2010) [-]
What the hell did i just read?
User avatar #4 - MaverickZero ONLINE (12/07/2010) [-]
By the gods, this is probably THE funniest thing on FJ right now. To the front page!
#20 - kjp (12/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #13 - BigJobby (12/08/2010) [-]
This should be front page! I actually laughed out loud, most stuff just gets thumbs cause of boobs. Truth hurts man...
#18 - CallMeCrisco (12/08/2010) [-]
...You Solid Snake'd your way into a woman's restroom...  
  
Please tell me a half-naked tomboy was waiting for you in there.
...You Solid Snake'd your way into a woman's restroom...

Please tell me a half-naked tomboy was waiting for you in there.
User avatar #9 - anonslayer (12/08/2010) [-]
And thats y i was late for work
#27 - ghio (12/08/2010) [-]
thats nothing compared to where i had to **** ...
#23 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
thumb me down
#19 - sarc (12/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
HAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #14 - moskal (12/08/2010) [-]
WIN WIN WIN WIN
#12 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
/b/ was like that a long time ago...
/b/ was like that a long time ago...
User avatar #11 - TheFapMaster **User deleted account** (12/08/2010) [-]
******* lol'd
User avatar #10 - TheScarecrow (12/08/2010) [-]
wow. one of the few times i actually laughed out loud. :') i almost peed a little.
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