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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Bu iglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your ‘voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They We Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dne; Everyone has Gotten Otter Their caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
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6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Order is No Ge.,
9 r Sing Along At The Opera.
1 IO I Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
1 1 . When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ', I Starta
1 2. When Leaving the zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run For Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l s, Tell Your Children Dyer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
1 4. PER UP A EDI or CID AT THE PHARMACY, GD TO THE EDD HTER AND ASK IMO BEE THE FITTING ts.
Send This Femail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It' s Called, THERAPY
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#26 - DietWater (12/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
number 7....
my username....
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#7 to #6 - omexuk (12/01/2010) [-]
Worst. Pun. Ever
Worst. Pun. Ever
#62 - StrictClubBouncer (12/01/2010) [+] (7 replies)
too bad Diet Water actually exists now... and there's idiots buying it.
too bad Diet Water actually exists now... and there's idiots buying it.
User avatar #14 - Covenantkilla (12/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Or you could just put on a condom and walk up to the front desk with your pants off and say, "Does this make my butt look big?"
#123 - Coolak (12/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Go to a public place that has a restroom only one person can enter at a time. When you know it's not occupied, wait outside. Bonus points if you form a line of at least five people. Double bonus if you form a line of at least ten and then have a friend casually walk in to the vacant restroom.

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#138 - Cleavland Steamer (12/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Walk into a gun shop. Buy some guns, buy some ammo, then ask if they have any ski masks.
#49 - KingOfTrolls (12/01/2010) [-]
Thumb up or down? Do you want fries with that?
#45 - ZakyNine (12/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I got one...say "hey" to a random stranger and whisper "monkey scrotum" in there ear...it drives them ******* CRAZY! Just remember to run like Satan is chasing you naked with a flaming hot poker.
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User avatar #135 - maytheangusbewithu (12/02/2010) [-]
i think 14 would be funnier if a girl does it
#109 - lieksmudkipz (12/02/2010) [-]
go to a gas station, buy forty condoms. when you walk out, quietly mumble "poor dog's gonna hate me for this."
go to a gas station, buy forty condoms. when you walk out, quietly mumble "poor dog's gonna hate me for this."
User avatar #17 - Fatboybadboy (12/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
thank god you used lots of coloured text which changed throughout, I just couldnt have read two colours.
User avatar #133 - hueyfreeman (12/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i organized a 20 person game of airsoft in a walmart at 12:00 midnight, shot at staff, ran before they called the cops. it was the best prank evar.
User avatar #122 - bmazing (12/02/2010) [-]
specify that your drive through order is to stay, then stop and eat at the window
#48 - anonymous (12/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Type Like This To Annoy Everyone.
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