McGriddles. Reposted OC from 6 months ago...<br /> Thanks for retrieving our pre time warp stuff admin!. How to make a Homemade Mcgriddle 1 cup Hour 1 i.
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McGriddles

Reposted OC from 6 months ago...<br />
Thanks for retrieving our pre time warp stuff admin!

How to make a Homemade Mcgriddle
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cup sugar
V. rap vegetable oil
in rap whon milk
v. cup maple syrup
In pound ground sausage or been
3 eggs
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Homemade - They' re ******* worth it
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Submitted: 11/30/2010
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#4 - decorius (12/01/2010) [-]
OP you glorious winged bastard
#2 - 4chan refugee (11/30/2010) [-]
I had an orgasm...
User avatar #1 - JamieHyneman (11/30/2010) [-]
dear god people read this XD
User avatar #5 - Mcsquelch (12/01/2010) [-]
**** like this should be on the front page. I suggest you delete this and repost it
#3 - Mrworm (12/01/2010) [-]
WHY IS THIS NOT FRONT PAGE?!
#7 - 4chan refugee (12/01/2010) [-]
this is delightfull.
+1
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