Bill Gates' 11 Things

Ya still have to eat your meat or you won't get any pudding!

Every time we play a game at school (usually to prepare us for a test or whatever), a team will be dominating (frame of reference: $5,000 in Jeopardy! compared to $200) and out of nowhere, the teacher will say "Okay, whoever answers this last question right wins!" Then they'll ask the easiest question ever and pick the team that's losing, they get it right, and they win. This is a load of crap. The team winning deserves to have won. They got the hard questions/most of the questions right, and they deserve to be the winners. Then at the end they make it worse by adding "Everyone's a winner!" and the team that lost rubs in that they won. I freaking hate teachers.

<Pic to all teachers out there that do this.

BILL GATES FOR PRESIDENT?!

true that, in my highschool area they got rid of dodgeball.. because it picks on the weak FUCK THAT SHIT. high school is full of liberal pussies (and some conservatives)

You get last place?? here's your trophy, fuck logic.

if you can read this in english thank a soldier... oo-fuckin-rah

in my school u can graduate with a 0.6 gpa. ridiculous

So very true, thumbs for Bill Gates, obviously he is the guy to take advice for a successful life from.

I always hated the kids who were all high on themselves because they actually bought into the whole self-esteem bullshit. Having self-esteem doesn't make you successful, being successful gives you self-esteem.

I ACTUALLY DO HAVE THIS IN MY BEDROOM!!

my dad taught me how to read, not a teacher.

i've already knew this.



party time.

The end reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw once. It read:
"If you can read this thank a teacher...If you can't thank a teacher's union"
I LOLd

this is on my teachers board :D

Rule 12: Don't pass out with your shoes on.

Yeah, thank me!

rule #1