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Bill Gates' 11 Things

Got an e-mail of this and thought it was good, rate and comment, sorry if it's a retoast

Bill Gates "Eleven (11) things they did
not and will not learn in school..."
This should be posted in every school or kid' s
bedroom. Love him or hate him, he sure hits
the nail on the head with this!!!
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High
School about eleven (11) things they did not
and will not learn in school. He talks about
how feelsgood, politically correct teachings
created a generation of kids with no concept
of reality and how this concept set them up
for failure in the real world.
Rule 1 2 Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world doesn' t care about your
The world will expect you to
accomplish something BEFORE you feel
good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make , 000 a year
right out of high school. You won' t be a vice-
president with a car phone until you earn
both.
Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough,
wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your
dignity. Your Grandparents had a different
word for burger flipping: They called it
opportunity.
Rule 6 : if you mess LIP, it' s not your parents'
fault, so don' t whine about your mistakes,
learn from them.
Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents
weren' t as boring as they are now. They got
that way from paying your bills, cleaning your
clothes and listening to you talk about how
cool you thought you were. So before you
save the rain forest from the parasites of your
parent' s generation, try delousing the closet in
your own room.
Rule 8 : Your school may have done away
with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In
some schools, they have abolished failing
grades and they' ll give you as MANY TIMES
as you want to get the right answer. *This
doesn' t bear the slightest resemblance to
ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters.
You don' t get summers off and very few
employers are interested in helping you FIND
YOURSELF. "Do that on your own time.
Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. in real
life people actually have to leave the coffee
shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you' ll
end up working for one.
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if you can read this... Thank a Teacher.
if you can read this in English... Thank a
Soldier!
...
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#239 - anonymous (12/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Rule 12: **** steve jobs
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User avatar #293 - girguy (12/01/2010) [+] (7 replies)
The only lesson I need is that if your that smart, nerdy, inventive, creative misfit kid who has a lot of talents but everyone thinks your weird because you're too obsessed with the internet and can't get any girls, your adult life is going to be awesome. Why? Because you're the only one who gave a damn about your future. You cared about knowledge coming first, money and women later in life. You weren't one of those ***** who spent their childhood whoring their self out to every girl in your class/school. I'll tell you, the internet, (funnyjunk), and TV have taught me more than any other teacher could. I'm happy to be considered a bit odd, because at least I'm not a kid who thinks they're such hot **** when they're 12. Thank you, funnyjunk.
User avatar #68 - Axelfbomber (12/01/2010) [+] (14 replies)
true that, in my highschool area they got rid of dodgeball.. because it picks on the weak **** THAT **** . high school is full of liberal pussies (and some conservatives)

You get last place?? here's your trophy, **** logic.

#225 - CFenix (12/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
if you can read this in english thank a soldier... 						*************
if you can read this in english thank a soldier... *************
User avatar #184 - briteshadow (12/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
in my school u can graduate with a 0.6 gpa. ridiculous
User avatar #196 to #184 - Osseousdr (12/01/2010) [-]
...I'm assuming you go to a black-people school...
User avatar #202 - Pestilence (12/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
So very true, thumbs for Bill Gates, obviously he is the guy to take advice for a successful life from.
User avatar #234 - satanisthesavior (12/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I always hated the kids who were all high on themselves because they actually bought into the whole self-esteem ******** . Having self-esteem doesn't make you successful, being successful gives you self-esteem.
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User avatar #178 - swimmingprodigy (12/01/2010) [-]
my dad taught me how to read, not a teacher.
#357 - anonymous (12/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#231 - zokm (12/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i've already knew this.   
  
  
  
party time.
i've already knew this.



party time.
#211 - guitarheroadam (12/01/2010) [-]
The end reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw once.  It read:  
"If you can read this thank a teacher...If you can't thank a teacher's union"  
I LOLd
The end reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw once. It read:
"If you can read this thank a teacher...If you can't thank a teacher's union"
I LOLd
User avatar #205 - privateSkittleZ (12/01/2010) [-]
this is on my teachers board :D
#98 - VelvetQ (12/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Rule 12: Don't pass out with your shoes on.
#48 - BLUHeavy (11/30/2010) [-]
Yeah, thank me!
#284 - dapwnage (12/01/2010) [-]
rule #1
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