An Irish man wacks inte a pub. The bartender asks him, "what' yee hare?"
The man says, "Give me three pints trf Guinness pieace."
Se the bartender brings him three pants and the man proceeds alternately sip
ene, then the ether, then the third until they' re gene. He then eiders three mere.
The bartender says, "Sir, I knew yee like them mid. we den" t have eider three
at a time. I can keep an eye en it and when yee get Few I' ll bring yee a fresh mid
The man says, “fee den' t inderstand. I have ‘Ewe brothers, ene in Australia and
ene in the States. We made a yew each ether that every Saturday night we' d
mil drink tegether. Se right new, my brothers have three Guinness Stems tee, and
we' re drinking tegether.
The bartender thaoght that was a wanderlei .
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then ene week he came in
and ordered anly me. He drank them and then ordered me mere.
The bartender said him, "I knew what yeer tradition is, and I' d just We say
that I' m serry that ene tat yeer brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are just quit drinking."