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Resolved Question:
HELP!!! I PEED AND POOPED
MYSELF TODAY!!!?
well at school i drank a full bottle of
lemonade, and a full bottle of water during
recess, after lunch. Well, i had to pee
much, but we only get 3 minutes between
classes i didn' t have time to go. well, i
should have gone anyways, because my
next teacher was like, evil. when i got into
the classroom i asked to go, but of course,
she said no. i sat down and tried to hold it,
but i have a very weak bladder, and can' t
hold it mere than about 3 hours at a time.
there were still 55 minutes left in the class
and i was bursting. well, at this point i was
beginning to have another problem. i had
to poop. 30 minutes left, i was crossing my
legs and doing everything possible to keep
from wetting myself. crossing my legs just
made the urge to poop mere though, with
about 15 minutes left, i was thinking about
just running to the bathroom, and taking
the consequences later, but then the
teacher told me to cemo up to the board
and share my project with the class. i had
to go and share it, if you didn' t, then she
will think it is not done and give you a
i carefully stood up and walked ever to
the front of the mam. seme people started
laughing at how desperate i was. they
could tell i was about to explode. i thought
that if i released a little bit of my pee, then
it would lower the urge, i let a little
squirt out, but all eta sudden i was peeing
all in my jeans. i could see a small dark
blue spot appearing, i quickly tried to
stop and Xever myself. of course i couldn' t
really stop and now i really had to peep.
by now, everyine was laughing, and my
teacher was scowling. i started crying and
then i really couldn' t stop. it all came out
in a gush. i was about to run to the
bathroom to finish what i had started, and
peep, but then as i began to run, the poop
came out. first it was hard, but then like
diarrhea. it began running down my leg,
and i was just standing there super
embarrassed. and you may think that' s all,
but it gets verse. again, i was about to run
to the bathroom to clean myself up, when
the weight from the stuff in my pants,
made my pants fall down!! now everyine
could see my underwear, that had bears
en them, and my private parts.
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User avatar #2 - Metallicock (11/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
cool story bro
#5 - anonymous (11/29/2010) [-]
<<<<<<<  
It's the only way out  
  
(i know some butthurt fag is gonna bitch about this so im saying i dont condone or implore anyone to kill themselves)
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It's the only way out

(i know some butthurt fag is gonna bitch about this so im saying i dont condone or implore anyone to kill themselves)
User avatar #4 - FroshWeek (11/29/2010) [-]
He took his constitutional right to bare bears.

p.s. your underwear has bears and your private parts on them?
#1 - anonymous (11/29/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 569**
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