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How To Shower Like a Man

Take oft clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and (etwa them in a
pile on the talyor where they dropped.
Walk naked into the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
your greener at her and say something stupid.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck your gut in to see if
you have . (You don' t.) Admire the size of your Eisner in the
mirror and scratch your privates.
Get in the shower.
Don' t bother to look for a washcloth (you don' t use one). Wash your faae...
wash your armpits... Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
Wash your Privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving hair on
the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair (no conditioner), make a shampoo mohawk. Pull back
the shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
Pee in the shower and rinse off. Get out, and Rail to notion the puddle of
water on the flavor because you left the shower curtain hanging outside of
the tub the whole time.
Partially dry oft, look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire . stitt
again. Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on the floor, bathroom
light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. if you pass your wife on
the way, grab your . f. , say something stupid, and thrust your pelvis at
Throw wet towel on the bed. Take it minutes to get dressed. Fart and go
about your day.
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