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And then the fight started.

And then the fight started.. +10 for more<br /> -10 for never again.<br /> !st front page and i only get it for a hour more . My wife sat the couch

+10 for more<br />
-10 for never again.<br />
!st front page and i only get it for a hour more

My wife sat the couch next to me as was flipping channels.
She asked, What' s TV?'
I said, Dust.‘
Andthegame tight started...
My wife was hinting she wanted for sur upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'l want something shiny that gsus from C) to 150 In about 3
seconds.'
scale.
Andthegame tight started...
when I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
Expensive... So, Heel's herts a gas station.
Andthegame tight started...
After retiring, Went to the Secial Security office to apply for
Secial Security. The Woman behind the counter asked me for my drider' s license to
yew my age. I Issued in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told
the Woman that I was very sarry, but I would have to gs home and csmu back later.
The Woman said, ' ysub shirt'. So I opened my shirt repealing My curly
silver hair. She said, That silver hair ysub chest is for me' and she
processed my Secial Security application.
when I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Secial Security
office.
She said, You should have dropped ysub pants. You might have gotten Disability,
Andthegame tight started...
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#33 - LesterDragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
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#21 - facebookfan (11/28/2010) [+] (9 replies)
i posted this a year ago and got -37 thumbs
User avatar #22 to #21 - kmannn (11/28/2010) [-]
you joined 3 months ago dumbass
User avatar #40 - hattrikev (11/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I asked my wife "What do you wanted to go do for our anniversary?"
She replied, "Somewhere I haven't been in awhile"
So I said suggested "How about the kitchen?"

Then the fight started...
#10 - fivetwo (11/28/2010) [+] (10 replies)
i think she meant car of 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds. ******* good car that can do that!
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User avatar #5 - TheTurnbull (11/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
This **** better get front page
It's amazing
#8 to #7 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (11/28/2010) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
User avatar #49 - TheFlamingFlamingo (11/29/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get the first one
#19 - HeroOfWar (11/28/2010) [-]
right... so you took a pic, cut it down into a few different ones, then posted each individually to get more thumbs?
User avatar #55 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (11/29/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Every one should i tell more jokes? Please reply.
User avatar #44 - WillWalrus (11/29/2010) [-]
Scale one wasn't very implied...
#43 - Plaugue (11/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
&lt;----- gif unrelated
<----- gif unrelated
User avatar #36 - hatchetwarrior (11/29/2010) [-]
hahaha i love these things
User avatar #32 - HAwAII (11/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I wanted to keep up with technology for my family. So I bought myself an iPhone, my son an iPod Touch, and my daughter an iPad. I then felt sorry for my wife, and bought her an iRon, and that's how the fight began.
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#31 - Gluth (11/29/2010) [-]
aaalllllllllllllllllllllllll
User avatar #9 - bmorelax (11/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so the scale wasn't shiny?
#3 - anonymous (11/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
******* amazing
#1 - anonymous (11/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS LOLL
(not being sarcastic..it is)
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