Joke of the Day Saturday. Thumb up or thumb down...but dont leave without t a thumb.... JOKE [IF THE BAY A rich lonely woman decided that she needed another man joke of the day saturday lol man rude woman doorbell

Joke of the Day Saturday

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JOKE [IF THE BAY
A rich lonely woman decided that she needed another man in her
life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WOMAN LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND
FORTUNE ...NEWBS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
I) WON' T BEAT ME UP
2) WON' T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
ringing constantly, she received tons femail, etc., but: none
seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to
find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
out, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I' m the man of your dreams.
lie got no arms so I can' t beat you up and no legs so I can' t run
away."
Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you' re so great
in bed?"
The man replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn' t I?
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Submitted: 11/27/2010
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User avatar #2 - huskergod (11/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i dont get it
User avatar #3 to #2 - Ohforf (11/28/2010) [-]
If he has no arms or legs, he had to ring with his cock. Since he was on the ground, it must have been very long. Hence the "very good in bed".
#1 - theguyknownasX (11/28/2010) [-]
EPIC
User avatar #5 - AngelPwnz (12/20/2010) [-]
fag
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