JOKE [IF THE BAY
A rich lonely woman decided that she needed another man in her
life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WOMAN LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND
FORTUNE ...NEWBS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
I) WON' T BEAT ME UP
2) WON' T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
ringing constantly, she received tons femail, etc., but: none
seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to
find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
out, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I' m the man of your dreams.
lie got no arms so I can' t beat you up and no legs so I can' t run
Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you' re so great
The man replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn' t I?