NEVER argue with a gay flight attendant. . Don' t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seeme
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NEVER argue with a gay flight attendant

Don' t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everything in a good mood as he served us
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Ma ryay has asked me to announce that
he' ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
ton his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely and exotic young woman hadn' t moved a muscle. "Perhaps
you didn' t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your , so the main man can us on
the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my Country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, , in my Country I' m called a Queen, so I outrank
yum. Tray up, Bitch."
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Submitted: 12/24/2009
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User avatar #68 - allhopeisgone (12/24/2009) [+] (5 replies)
lmao who else read it in a gay voice lolz
#1 - SmartBlonde (12/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
YOU GO DUDE! That bitch better have put up her tray.
User avatar #114 - Majestical (12/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Oh. My. God...I would sooo love to have a flight attendent like that!!! I'd ******* die laughing!!! XDDDDDDDDD
#11 - treyman (12/24/2009) [-]
oh I could definitely hear his voice in my head lolz
#127 - ashinator **User deleted account** (12/25/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Who here read this with a gay voice?rondo
#86 - CaptainObviousIsMe **User deleted account** (12/24/2009) [-]
she should have replied

in soviet Russia tray folds u

B-I-T-C-H
User avatar #97 - buzzbya (12/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
omg 666 thumbs
User avatar #102 to #97 - HarryPotterJunkie (12/24/2009) [-]
OMFG NOONE CARES 8D
User avatar #110 - HomeSikk (12/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
LOL "Tary up,bitch" made me lol hard
#76 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (6 replies)
damn faggots.
User avatar #83 to #79 - KabulMan (12/24/2009) [-]
I believe the proper way is **** YOU WHALE!! in a japanese accent.
#92 - AnimeExpert (12/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i was going to wright a funny witty comment, but then i saw an add at bottom of screen, the gay test.... wow, just wow
User avatar #26 - ashleymofo (12/24/2009) [-]
LOL XD I love how everyone below commented that they read it in a gay voice as if that were a surprise
User avatar #2 - angiebby (12/24/2009) [-]
this is from MLIA.
:P
User avatar #122 - mayhmong (12/24/2009) [-]
Ohhh! He got her good.
User avatar #58 - itsagiraffe (12/24/2009) [-]
trazy -poo
#42 - commando **User deleted account** (12/24/2009) [-]
bitch you got told
#36 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (4 replies)
ha i read the gay guys voice like the gay stalker from blades of glory
User avatar #44 to #36 - satanisthesavior (12/24/2009) [-]
Really? I read it in a stereotypical gay guys voice...
#5 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (9 replies)
thumbs up if you all read this in a gay voice :)
User avatar #13 to #5 - supersparta (12/24/2009) [-]
Is it bad if I just read it without a specific voice? You know like that thing in your head that tells you what the word is but doesn't really have a voice.
#29 - thekolby (12/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Funny but stolen from a Gay Comedian feature on Comedy Central
#41 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times s
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK.
User avatar #45 to #41 - satanisthesavior (12/24/2009) [-]
If we don't read it how will we know what to do?
#31 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (5 replies)
this is photoshopped. words aren't real.
User avatar #33 to #31 - llcoolz (12/24/2009) [-]
yep totally



for dumbasses i was being sarcastic
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