NEVER argue with a gay flight attendant
Don' t Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everything in a good mood as he served us
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Ma ryay has asked me to announce that
he' ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
ton his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely and exotic young woman hadn' t moved a muscle. "Perhaps
you didn' t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your , so the main man can us on
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my Country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, , in my Country I' m called a Queen, so I outrank
yum. Tray up, Bitch."