One of the first things i saw on FJ
i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get
how a rock can beat scissors, but there' s no fucking
way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock and ?
why the hell can' t paper titles to stressors? hggr.
scissors, why can' t paper do this to people? why
aren' t sheets of college ruled notebook. paper
constantly suffocating statments as they take notes in
class? i' ll tell you why, because paper cant beat
anybody. a rod-:' would tear that shit up in 2
seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always
choose rock. then when somebody claims to have
beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the
face with my already clenched distracts say, oh shit
sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you