The Priest and the Sailor
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, ', I
missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don' t use that kind of language or God will punish you."
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said,
i buckin" missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don' t use that
language or God will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn' t help
mutter, ' luck!" The priest said, "That' s it God will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of
lightning came down and killed the priest. h the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".