The Priest and the Sailor. Lol. A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, ', I missed." Surprised, the priest rep priest sailor Swearing God
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A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, ', I
missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don' t use that kind of language or God will punish you."
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said,
i buckin" missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don' t use that
language or God will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn' t help
mutter, ' luck!" The priest said, "That' s it God will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of
lightning came down and killed the priest. h the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #32 - HomeSikk
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(12/24/2009) [-]
Looks like He Was....
*puts on glasses*
Shocked

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
#83 to #32 - anon id: 169c0170
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(01/11/2010) [-]
Finally, someone's got a good joke for this goddamn *puts on glasses* meme.
User avatar #57 to #32 - PyramidHead
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(12/24/2009) [-]
That was Clever Good job....
User avatar #36 to #32 - FunkyTiger
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(12/24/2009) [-]
I don't know why you guys are thumbs downing this guy...he's actually pretty smart
User avatar #62 - Godz
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(12/24/2009) [-]
Errr.....right, about that.....
User avatar #47 - srgDoughnut
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(12/24/2009) [-]
looks like he was
*puts on glasses*
in a slump
User avatar #50 to #47 - llcoolz
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(12/24/2009) [-]
looks like...
*puts on glasses*
you make no ******* sense whatso ******* evr
YEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
#52 to #50 - anon id: 27ca1433
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(12/24/2009) [-]
looks like
*puts on glasses*
a c-c-c-c-combo is forming
YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
User avatar #61 to #52 - KingShooey
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(12/24/2009) [-]
Looks like
*punches your glasses into your eyeballs*
You just got ****** up.

**** YEAHHHHH!!!!
User avatar #49 to #47 - brinethechocobo
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(12/24/2009) [-]
you will never give out a good one liner.
#48 to #47 - anon id: 03ea6cf9
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(12/24/2009) [-]
Looks like your a
*puts on sunglasses*
FAGGOT.
#56 to #48 - anon id: e2bacdee
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(12/24/2009) [-]
It's You're*.
Homo.
#54 to #48 - anon id: 29b7609a
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(12/24/2009) [-]
u forgot to say
(puts on sunglasses)
YYEEEAAAHHH!
#66 to #47 - anon id: d40b5403
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(12/24/2009) [-]
Wooww... say "puts on sunglasses"? I mean rllyyy..... I think we all agree that his comment was lamee.... but rllyy.... you all look pretty lame right noww
#82 to #66 - anon id: 91066f76
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(01/10/2010) [-]
I would make a snappy comeback to all this but I just don't look good in sunglasses. Story of my life.
#45 - Havokreaker
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(12/24/2009) [-]
lol god wudnt miss
#1 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2009) [-]
hehe

i see what ya did thar
User avatar #53 to #1 - Fouad
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(12/24/2009) [-]
I bet you don't.
User avatar #8 - MahBoi
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(12/24/2009) [-]
such blasphemy ... but I lol'd
User avatar #7 - swiftarrow
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(12/24/2009) [-]
Didn't see that one comming. lol
#21 to #7 - anon id: acc7ac20
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(12/24/2009) [-]
neither did ur mom
#38 to #7 - steelguttey **User deleted account**
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#72 - anon id: da92ed06
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User avatar #73 to #72 - MAT
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(12/24/2009) [-]
My arse it works. I find it funny how it first says "paste this to 4 other pictures" but then says "SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES". I mean, whoever wrote this (because you just perhaps copied and pasted it like an idiot) could have at least have some consistancy when writing stupid things to waste other's time.
#76 to #73 - anon id: 5be3c4ef
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(12/24/2009) [-]
Stop feeding the trolls, if no one feeds them they might starve
User avatar #77 to #76 - McCauleyc
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(12/24/2009) [-]
You are not feeding them, it was an anonymous comment. MAT is right on this one
#41 - anon id: ea5cecd9
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(12/24/2009) [-]
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
#42 to #41 - anon id: e2bacdee
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(12/24/2009) [-]
SSSSSSUUUUCCCHHHH A HOMO.
User avatar #80 to #41 - themidget [OP]
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(12/25/2009) [-]
Really?Well well, I got this from my friend a few days ago over the PHONE.
#5 - treyman
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(12/24/2009) [-]
that is terrible.....but it is funny ^-^