The Priest and the Sailor. Lol. A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, ', I missed." Surprised, the priest rep priest sailor Swearing God
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The Priest and the Sailor

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A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, ', I
missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don' t use that kind of language or God will punish you."
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said,
i buckin" missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don' t use that
language or God will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn' t help
mutter, ' luck!" The priest said, "That' s it God will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of
lightning came down and killed the priest. h the distance a deep voice said, " **** , I Missed".
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Submitted: 12/23/2009
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User avatar #32 - HomeSikk (12/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Looks like He Was....
*puts on glasses*
Shocked

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
User avatar #62 - Godz (12/24/2009) [-]
Errr.....right, about that.....
User avatar #47 - srgDoughnut (12/24/2009) [+] (9 replies)
looks like he was
*puts on glasses*
in a slump
User avatar #61 to #52 - KingShooey (12/24/2009) [-]
Looks like
*punches your glasses into your eyeballs*
You just got ****** up.

**** YEAHHHHH!!!!
#45 - Havokreaker (12/24/2009) [-]
lol god wudnt miss
#1 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
hehe

i see what ya did thar
User avatar #8 - MahBoi (12/24/2009) [-]
such blasphemy ... but I lol'd
User avatar #7 - swiftarrow (12/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Didn't see that one comming. lol
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#72 - anonymous Comment deleted by themidget [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #73 to #72 - MAT (12/24/2009) [-]
My arse it works. I find it funny how it first says "paste this to 4 other pictures" but then says "SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES". I mean, whoever wrote this (because you just perhaps copied and pasted it like an idiot) could have at least have some consistancy when writing stupid things to waste other's time.
#41 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
User avatar #80 to #41 - themidget (12/25/2009) [-]
Really?Well well, I got this from my friend a few days ago over the PHONE.
#5 - treyman (12/24/2009) [-]
that is terrible.....but it is funny ^-^
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#84 - guntoat Comment deleted by themidget [-]
#65 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [-]
God damnit Pikachu! You missed a again.
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#63 - anonymous Comment deleted by themidget [+] (5 replies)
#55 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [-]
totaly fukin funny
#35 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
fap fap fap fap fap fap......
#33 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
looks like...
-puts on glasses-
god needs my glasses
yeeeeaaaahhhhh
#28 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [-]
lmfaooo
#24 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [-]
Looks like..
-Puts on sunglasses.-
God strikes back.

Yeeeeeaaaah!
#12 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [-]
lol
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#9 - spardaking **User deleted account** Comment deleted by themidget [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #75 to #9 - Moth (12/24/2009) [-]
CARLOS!
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