It's tough

please keep in mind the fact that the majority of funny junk is 10 year olds and some adults that still live with there mom, so bassically its just filled with a bunch of immature kids trolling sites thinking they are cool saying sexist, racist shit to ppl, when really it gets them no where in life so all of those things they say are completely irrelevant, jus dont let anything get to u on funnyjunk!

Which one are you? Pervy 10 year old or 30 year old loser living in his moms basement?

Those are some wise words. Especially coming from a ten year old.

Women seem to like dicks so why not act like one?

Oh please, we're not that shallow. Only the lesser of our kind is. AKA whores, sluts, hookers, strippers. If you want one of those kind of women you can have them. In the words Pete Wentz, "Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree..."

Sorry, but I climbed to the top of the tree only to have my apple stolen by somebody else ... haven't even tried for an apple in 3 years now. Deh all gawn. =(

You know that will not get you laid man

you can hate bakeing cookies but love eating them or hate working but love money. it isnt hard to hate things that provide
also im not sexist, i just like puching holes in logic

SEX IS NOT THE ONLY FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!!!!

See, this is why we women still want those militant femminist lesbians walking around... because men aren't superior.

i fucking agree im lesbian and the reason i am is cause i was fucking raped and abused sence i was 5 now fuck off sexist males seriously you think its ok to fuck with girls saying they belong in the kitchen? ok maybe i have told some of my girlfriends i aint cooking for them they do all that shit the cleaning and what not but its because i have the mind like a guy and all guys are are lazy assholes who think they can get shit cause they got the dick and sperm the truth be THE WOMAN HAVE THE PUSSY get over it grow some bigger balls man up and deal with it quit being sexist and racist immature kids seriously
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wow, dude, your life is fucked up

Its your own fault for staying with this bitch. You made your bed.

that is a pretty messed up story my god

itll happen

back to the garage you have no power over me!!

i call that an EPIC WIN

you are amazing

lol thanks I'm the girl who wrote that and when I see some guy saying that we should be in the kitchen it puts me very angry so I thought"If they are sexist to us why not be sexist to them?"and also I'm the one who wrote get back to the garage one down the page

how are those lies??? most girls out there are like that so i have no clue what you're on.

u just won dude

yer ugly

get back to the garage

i love working in the garage! ok!

makes sense.
but for one thing being female or male doesnt change much of how life is towards you. ima guy, but when females are doing there tantrums, i go with the flow, like agree with her or ignore her yapping self.
for females when a guy is getting all obnoxious and out of hand, just leave. its simple. when anyone starts bitching about anything. its your que( male or female).
to get the fuck out.
because honestly bitches are bitches, good humane people dont need the negativity
and being grateful keeps you from complaining =)

I disagree. Women are inundated with these images, from billboards to anything in pop culture, of "the perfect woman." It is because guys find this image of women pleasing that other "good girls" feel that they should adhere to those standards. Guys have it bad too, they are expected to adhere to a certain image society believes to be the perfect man, and it is impossible. If you truly think "good girls" are hard to find, even though you may be a great a catch and an awesome guy, you may simply be only attracted to these crazy bitches. It happens. Same for girls; some pretty amazing chicks may only be attracted to douchebags.

He's not Tony Jaa...