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Disorder in the American Courts

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These are from a bunk called Disorder in the American L' uurtu, and are things
people actually said in calm. were , reprints
who had the whee: colewhite these exchanges were actually an place.
Anew: What we in at the moment an impact?
wuss: Gucci sweats and kebab.
Anew: This guess, has it sneer weer memory at an
wuss: Yes.
Anew: And has it sneer weer merry?
Anew: Yule ibrett? Can we give us an example we ?
Anew: Thatwas the weer husband were we ?
wuss: He said, -where am I, Cathy?'
Anew: Omgwhy did that upset we?
wuss: Myname is Susan!
Anew: in we know sewer daughter has involved ?
wuss: We buds do.
Anew: Vanilla?
wuss: We do.
Anew: Yule an
wuss: Yes, omnimo.
Anew: New weer. isn' t true whatwhen dies in his sleep, he doesn' t know weer it
until the we meming?
wuss: Did we the bar em?
ATTORNEY: The youngest sou, the man
WITHES use his nuruto.
harrold, new old is he?
ATTORNEY: Were we your picture was taken?
WITH Are we renew
ATTORNEY SI, the date (ofthe baby) was
WINNE Yes.
ATTORNEY we what were _ ere Ohmg at that time?
me... I was gen inlaid!
ATTORNEY: She had three children, sight?
Yes.
ATTORNEY: Haw many were boys?
WITNEY Nuns.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WINNE Are we serious? Your Humor, I died: I need a different . Can I
ATTORNEY: Hos was your first marriage denominated?
WITHE B death.
ATTORNEY
WITHE New were death er we suppose ?
And by olursa death was it denominated?
Anew: Can we describe the individual?
wuss: He was weer medium height and had iheard.
Anew: Was this emale ?
wuss: Guess.
Anew: is your appearnce here this meming pursuant re a notice which I seer re
your ?
Anew: Doctore how many erwer adresses have an deadpeople?
wuss: All my adresses are an . ween we like re rephrase that?
Anew: ALL your resumes oral, OK? What school did we get re?
wuss: Oral.
Anew: D. you recall we were we we ensuing! we bully?
wuss: The autopsy same alumni man pm.
Anew: we Mir. peeresses dead at the wee?
wuss: Ne, hawes sitting rem deists
Anew: Are we ewe re give a ea sample?
wuss: ... an we ewe re ask that question?
And the best err last?
Anew: , heir's the autopsy, did we check err zculsw?
wuss: Ne.
Anew: Did we check ?
wuss: Ne.
Anew: Did we check ?
wuss: Ne.
Anew: w then it is that the alive when the aureus?
wuss: Ne.
Anew: Hawaii were we sere, nearer?
wuss: Because his sitting an my desk in Alar.
Anew: I see, hut were the have stillborn alive, nevertheless?
wuss: Yes, it is legible that he eerie have been alive law.
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#39 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (5 replies)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO
FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times s
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
User avatar #40 to #39 - AntiDisneyMovement (12/23/2009) [-]
I stopped reading when you told me to
#6 - EKcEntRIC (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
so George Bush has a brother who studied law..?
#50 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (11 replies)
Ah but this IS fake.

Court reporter files cannot be released to the public unless it is a public trial. Public trials usually only occur in high profile cases. So it is impossible for these interviews to be from actual trials unless the person who originally posted them committed a Class A Felony.
Just a ploy to try to make attorneys seem stupid.
Fail.
User avatar #53 to #50 - Taytayb (12/23/2009) [-]
Your a Dick, weather this be fake or not, you dont have to **** on everones parade.
#4 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
WHERE CAN I FIND THIS BOOK?!?
User avatar #8 to #4 - Harvest (12/23/2009) [-]
There is actually a world outside of the internet where there all all kinds of wonderful things to find
User avatar #22 - JustAGamer (12/23/2009) [-]
lol, i like the 20-year-old one.
epicness at its greatest
User avatar #33 - AdmiralAckbar (12/23/2009) [-]
A:ALL your responses must be ORAL, OK ? What school did you go to ?
W:Oral


ROFL xD
User avatar #91 - HAwAII (12/24/2009) [+] (5 replies)
My friend's an attorney, and he's 100x smarter than these assholes.
User avatar #96 to #91 - iFourNeye (12/24/2009) [-]
100x's .... you counted?
User avatar #31 - Monopolus (12/23/2009) [+] (2 replies)
LOL 'All answers must be Oral' 'What school did you go to = Oral'
User avatar #24 - CrushOrange (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Swing and a miss.
User avatar #11 - Patchworkpudding (12/23/2009) [-]
"Were you present when your picture was taken?" LMFAO!!
#107 - anonymous (12/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
all of your responses to this comment MUST BE ORAL!
User avatar #109 to #107 - EpicNoob (12/24/2009) [-]
oral

sex
User avatar #89 - RoflcopterGoSwoosh (12/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I love the
''All your responses MUST be oral, so which school do you go to''
''Oral''
#16 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #43 to #19 - MrRambow (12/23/2009) [-]
looks like your thumbs failed.
#18 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
thumbs up this comment and i'll give you a cookie!
User avatar #67 - MrSunshine (12/23/2009) [+] (16 replies)
lmao
Oral.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - tranquildeath (12/23/2009) [-]
i wouldnt doubt it
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User avatar #86 to #78 - FuzzyBearCreature (12/23/2009) [-]
it says don't read, so you must be pretty retarded.
#48 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
this is hilarious! :D
#71 to #65 - IamPinhead (12/23/2009) [-]
No, this is SPARTA!
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