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Awesome sex moves 2

As promised guys <br />
Part 1:<br />
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1249925/Awesome+Sex+Move/<br />
Also Check this out:<br />
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1256115/Fail+Soap/

Interesting sex move #2
The Kande:
when your woman has treated you to a session of long and hot
foreplay vou decide that she deserves something in return, Tell her to
get into her favorite position and that youve gonna pound her like an
animal until she reaches her first ever well deserved climax at the age
of 19, Just as shew about to get there you pull out and quote "Hey
imma let you finish, but my had one of the best orgasms of
all time",
This next move is in dedication to anon in the comments of part 1
Interesting sex move #3
For the more daring girlfriend who is horny enough to 'do it' whilst your
best friend is watching TN. in the next room, suggest to her that you
guys take it a step further try doing it doggy against a window with a
nice street view. Begin to pull out of her and slip back in repeatedly
bashes love that **** ). Have your friend prepare a fresh boner and
switch with you just before the next penetration. Sneak outside the
room and run outside onto the street and wave at her in the window,
Look on her face should be priceless.
Wow I can' t draw
Pick one
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Submitted: 11/24/2010
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#21 - KatInTheHat (11/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
<-- your face when your girlfriend locks the door and ***** your friend
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#22 - TheOneGuyInTheBack **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #30 - yomommabeezugly (11/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
have a friend prepare a fresh boner
#28 - fuckuitsmagic (11/24/2010) [+] (7 replies)
... why would u let ur friend **** ur girlfriend?
#114 - bananaohno (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the look on your face will be priceless when you see she actually likes it more with your friend
#145 - hammywh (11/25/2010) [-]
for #3
she might notice when the dick in there gets unbelievable smaller than mine
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#138 - goldmilla **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#126 - Agentnineteen (11/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Look down, look up....

Your sex is now diamonds.
User avatar #156 - Infernal (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The Raging Bull:
Do your girl doggystyle, at any given moment whisper in her ear "I have AIDS".
TRY TO STAY ON!!!
#6 - Iannu **User deleted account** (11/24/2010) [-]
MOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
MOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
User avatar #113 - OSAMAAbinladen (11/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
why did i think of hermoine, ron, and harry when i read the switch-a-roo?
#66 - Newzilla (11/24/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Got any masturbation moves?
User avatar #123 - ploppup (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The Charizard: During sex, light the girl's bush on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
#101 - WeegeeTetroxide **User deleted account** (11/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
<-- your face when your girlfriend locks the door and ***** your friend
#102 to #101 - JLT (11/25/2010) [-]
i was just typin somethin like that wen i seen ur commment
#53 - zekey (11/24/2010) [+] (5 replies)
this ones called the mortal kombat

when about to climax......


TURN THE **** INTO MOTORO AND YOU ******* PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE FACE.
#147 - peternacano (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
derp
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#81 - ClaytonC **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#150 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What a nice way never to get laid..
Ever again.
#154 to #150 - Banssy (11/25/2010) [-]
Bitches love these moves actually!
Bitches love these moves actually!
#3 - HerrWiggles (11/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I have 2 for the next one

The Ash:
As you are nearing your climax, pull out, spin the chick around and smack her in the face with your dick as your are cumming. While she is still on the ground in shock, strike a heroic pose and say "Hail to the King Baby."

:DISCLAIMER: Use only if you want her to leave and/ or want a while of personal time
#4 to #3 - HerrWiggles (11/24/2010) [-]
If the Ash fails, and she actually liked it, she is most likely crazy and you need to get the **** out. This is just the trick for your escape

The Dilophasaurus (aka the acid spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park)

It is essentially the same thing as the Ash, but instead of smacking her with your dick, grab her head and hold it point blank from your dick and cum in her eyes, and while she is temporarily blinded, run for the hills.
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