Capitalism and Cows. Capitalism described with 2 cows. And I am sorry that some words are cut off, Didn't notice until I uploaded it The one word that i think m lol funny WTF cows capitalism Stupid
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Capitalism and Cows

Capitalism described with 2 cows. And I am sorry that some words are cut off, Didn't notice until I uploaded it The one word that i think may be hard to figure out is on the German one. The cut off word is eat.

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are the sh
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk You then create clever cow cartoon images
called Cowdemon (tin) and market them worldwide.
You have two cows. You revengineer them so they We years, er
once a month, and milk themselves.
You have two cows. Both are mad.
You have two cows, but you don' t know where they are. You break for
lunch.
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. Ya
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have ff! cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others to.
storing them.
You have two cows. You worship them.
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
You have two cows. That one on the so is kinda cute.
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User avatar #6 - mawi (12/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
A Canadian corperation
you have two cows you breed them and breed them and breed them until you have enough milk for everyone
#31 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Chinese Corporation: you have two cows , you kill ,slice up and eat them !!
User avatar #38 to #31 - TrueNinja (12/23/2009) [-]
dude, just about every country does that... X_X

You fail.
#62 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account** (12/23/2009) [+] (7 replies)
A REDNECKS CORPORATION -- Their job get's taken by major farming companies which makes them jobless. Now they stand outside their house yelling out "DEY TOK OUR JEEERRRBSS!!!".
User avatar #12 - SilverHammer (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Hahaha! Love the Russian one.
#1 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
In soviet russia, cows milk YOU!
User avatar #5 to #1 - arrowhead (12/22/2009) [-]
THAT WOULD ******* HURT.
#88 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
in soviet russia, cows milk you...giggity
User avatar #96 to #88 - Low (12/23/2009) [-]
NIce
User avatar #81 - Mrdarkler (12/23/2009) [-]
France and Russia made me lol, but Arkansas sealed the deal.
User avatar #74 - CapitanObviousPedo (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I dont get it, what is a capitlism?
User avatar #85 - cougarmelon (12/23/2009) [-]
stereotypes for the win
User avatar #113 - cougarmelon (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
TEXAS CORPORATION--You have two cows. you have dinner for a long time
User avatar #83 - Trogdoorknob (12/23/2009) [-]
I hate Russian stereotypes like that but it made me laugh.
User avatar #10 - shlacka (12/23/2009) [-]
The sad thing is this that this is true.
#89 - HEILHITLER **User deleted account** (12/23/2009) [+] (10 replies)
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#93 to #89 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (12/23/2009) [-]
you really need to get laid man
User avatar #53 - TheColdandRain (12/23/2009) [-]
My teacher read this to the class before doing an assignment. I forget what the assignment was, but I laughed then too. I love this thing. lmfao (Y)
User avatar #22 - Gotta Be KD (12/23/2009) [-]
This would be way funnier if the ****** edges werent cut off and i could read the entire thing...
#8 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/22/2009) [-]
this reminds me of classic funnyjunk :D
User avatar #158 - ModernWenchfare (12/29/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, cows own you.
#118 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (7 replies)
SOVIET RUSSIA CORPORATION: You have two cows, they milk YOU!
#145 to #118 - marteboi (12/23/2009) [-]
is
User avatar #44 - Madruga (12/23/2009) [-]
arkansas. results funny =)
#60 - swyk (12/23/2009) [-]
aids
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