Capitalism and Cows. Capitalism described with 2 cows. And I am sorry that some words are cut off, Didn't notice until I uploaded it The one word that i think m
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Capitalism and Cows

Capitalism described with 2 cows. And I am sorry that some words are cut off, Didn't notice until I uploaded it The one word that i think may be hard to figure out is on the German one. The cut off word is eat.

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are the sh
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk You then create clever cow cartoon images
called Cowdemon (tin) and market them worldwide.
You have two cows. You revengineer them so they We years, er
once a month, and milk themselves.
You have two cows. Both are mad.
You have two cows, but you don' t know where they are. You break for
lunch.
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. Ya
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have ff! cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others to.
storing them.
You have two cows. You worship them.
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
You have two cows. That one on the so is kinda cute.
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#1 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
In soviet russia, cows milk YOU!
#28 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Australian Corportion: you have two cows, you fatten them and chuck em on the barbie. Along with a cold beer of cause
#103 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Iran Corporation: You have no cows. Everyone else in the world thinks you have cows, so they bomb the **** out of your country. In the end, you still have no cows.
#48 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
A CHINESE CORPORATION-- You have two cows. You have 300 children milking them. You claim they volunteered and hide the rest.
User avatar #6 - mawi (12/22/2009) [+] (6 replies)
A Canadian corperation
you have two cows you breed them and breed them and breed them until you have enough milk for everyone
#31 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Chinese Corporation: you have two cows , you kill ,slice up and eat them !!
User avatar #38 to #31 - TrueNinja (12/23/2009) [-]
dude, just about every country does that... X_X

You fail.
#25 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
Lol at British mad cow disease.
#62 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account** (12/23/2009) [+] (7 replies)
A REDNECKS CORPORATION -- Their job get's taken by major farming companies which makes them jobless. Now they stand outside their house yelling out "DEY TOK OUR JEEERRRBSS!!!".
User avatar #12 - SilverHammer (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Hahaha! Love the Russian one.
#118 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (7 replies)
SOVIET RUSSIA CORPORATION: You have two cows, they milk YOU!
#88 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
in soviet russia, cows milk you...giggity
User avatar #74 - CapitanObviousPedo (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I dont get it, what is a capitlism?
#78 to #74 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
Capitalism is when you use capitals properly in grammar.
Examples: john=fail John=win; maRk=fail Mark=win

This shouldn't be titled capitalism and cows....it should be titled "epic crop fail about cows."

(yes, I am kidding about the caps, dipstick.)
:)

#11 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (7 replies)
My history teacher has this poster up in his classroom. The Arkansas corporation is originally supposed to be the New Zealand Corporation. But someone must of changed it for their own humorous purposes.
#17 to #14 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
HOLY **** ! It's New Zealand Billy Mays!
User avatar #113 - cougarmelon (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
TEXAS CORPORATION--You have two cows. you have dinner for a long time
#124 to #120 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
Texas corporation -- You have two cows, you force them to mate while recording and post it on the internet. You invent cows gone wild.
#89 - HEILHITLER **User deleted account** (12/23/2009) [+] (10 replies)
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#90 to #89 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
Nice spamming ****** .
#102 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (9 replies)
I HAS THAT POSTER!!!
#104 to #102 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
I *HAVE* THAT POSTER!!!

Fixed!
User avatar #81 - Mrdarkler (12/23/2009) [-]
France and Russia made me lol, but Arkansas sealed the deal.
#66 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
An Israeli Corporation - You have two cows. You lease one to a neighbouring Arab Corporation. You hope the other cow has all red hair. If it is, you sacrifice it. If it doesn't you wonder why it's so lonely.

An Arab Corporation. You have two cows, but they're underground. You complain that you don't have two cows. You rent one from the neighbouring Israeli Corporation. Another Arab Corporation blows it up. You blame the American Corporation.
#70 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
Communism- you have two cows. government takes them and rdistributes w/ everyone. Now everyone has half a cow. It is used for beef and in about a week everyone dies.
#52 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I think the america one is funniest.
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