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You: don! play numb with me
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manger: rs that a yes or a no
manger: nana den to:
You: are you?
manger: maybe ,
You: you seem Insecure and unsure
manger: waldo u mean?
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You: like, youd get to the point where you' re about to no it
You: then back out
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You: she' s got that twink: e m her eye
You: the sprang m her step
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You: her tattoo seductively deepens, yet remains elegantly and my
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You: assuming your name rs mike
You: what do you do?
You: Ms pretend Chloe, an amature Ir year o: n girl from engrand rs with you at a party
You: you' re m a room rilled with people
You: bu: you tee: atone when you' re with her
You: she' s :ooking at you
You: you' re looking at her
manger: r would nut back
You: goon, mike, goon
You: she gradually making her way closer and close: to you
You: to the point where you just want to throw your drink down on the Mor, grab her round the wars: and passionately kiss her
You: to the point she says
You: "oh, Mike, you' re so maw"
You: and you say
You: "met, bitch and make love to me [l
You: You have to become the alpha male, Mike
You: Alpha as tuck
manger: once agaen my name rs grady
You: once agaen, whatever
You: so, Mike
You: what' s it to by
You: take advantage or the pretty girl?
manger: hell yeah
You: or we the rest or your Me m a regretful state or
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You: no John, you don‘ I take advantage o: the pretty girl
You: that' s how rapists are created
You: you make her want you
You: not that other hot guy across the room
manger: not goon with names r m or
You: you make her want you, John, You
You: she starts talking about her everyday Me, an obvious sign she' s not interested
You: then you alpha the tuck up and interrupt her and say
You: "sorry, I gotta go talk to that other hut bitch over there"
Stranger: yeah that
You: then you man stride over to the other hot bitch
You: now who rs gonna start raging
manger: then wat happens?
You: shes gonna bitch stomp on over to you with her bitch legs and says
You: "Adam, take me now, you Alpha male"
You: then you make sweet, passionate, alpha love
You: right there
You: In tron: or the other flabbergasted bitch
manger: In: taking notes kg
You: and that, Shane, rs where Dames come trom
manger: not good at remembering names
You: then, 9 months later, out pops an army of mikes
You: ready to be at your expense
You: any mother tucking guestroom, faggot’?
manger: rm not a ragout
You: you tell me how it rs, mike
manger: I have a question
You: you' re not taking any shit from any tout mouthed whore Ilka me
You: and I have an answer
You: but not Just any answer
You: I have THE answer
manger: r u a
You: no Carl, t am not a psychologist
You: 1’ m a mother rucking Alpha
manger: but I thought I was the alpha?
You: what' chu say, lagger?
manger: rm not baggot:: n
You: 97% MORE ALPHA
Stranger: N NOTA FAC%
You: TH/ IT, BILLY!
You: NOW so GET EM
You: YOU' RE A WINNER
You: You' RE AN ALPHA
You: YOU' RE THE ALPHA
manger: rm goth to hang out with my now m
You: see, Grady’? we' made progress
You: you started this Journey a nerdy vragen, who came to the internet [mung tor a cheap m or whet sex
You: now you have a
manger: rm a Jock not a non!
You: l tee: Ike we' accomplished something here, Martin
You: You see, Mike?
You: Look how you' developed
manger: we had a wmm adobe:
You: Yet you come here, : was a girl
You: william to have whet sex with me
You: all the while
You: you have a girfriend
You: that' s alpha my mend
manger: a faggot bro
You: MOTHER FUCKING ALPHA
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