Christmas Dinner. Long, but worth the read. Guarentee it.. E‘ -'riginal ad: we need catering habour christmas day dinner party. must have ea-: prefence catering emails from an a Christmas
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Christmas Dinner

Long, but worth the read. Guarentee it.

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From Me to Brian “W”:
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Submitted: 11/22/2010
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#5 - emithith (11/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - MrKeen (11/22/2010) [-]
successful troll is successful
#1 - vekoma (11/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I just gotta say, that was one of the funniest things I've EVER read.....I was laffing and crying while 'trying' to tell it to my family
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