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A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his
She notices that one wall of his bedroom
is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,
bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side,
but doesn' t mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself
Oh my Goodness! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips..
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other' s clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overburdened that she
responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,
Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:
Help yourselfes any prize from the middle shelf'
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Submitted: 11/21/2010
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#25 - WarlordToxin (11/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
she only got to pick from the middle shelf...i bet she doesnt feel as good as other women who were allowed to pick from the top shelf...
#33 - babyjezus (11/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Ho ho, its funny because he wasn't a sensitive man at all
#191 - iAmAWizard (11/22/2010) [-]
She's already won something...
She's already won something...
#257 - mikaelkid (11/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Your bill sir....
Your bill sir....
#72 - Durricane **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [+] (24 replies)
Theres a difference between Sex and Making Love.

They're similar but their different. Kinda like the difference between dogs and wolves.
#190 - endlessspaghetti (11/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Bet she chooses this one.
#154 - greensoul (11/22/2010) [+] (16 replies)
I thought he was de one..
I thought he was de one..
#144 - TheAsianEquation (11/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Suddenly, one of the bears comes to life!
Suddenly, one of the bears comes to life!
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User avatar #183 - Chellerz (11/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
This site has seriously disturbed me more than i thought, for some reason i got the feeling he was gonna say something to the effect of, " not as good as the kids i got the bears from" but maybe thats just my messed up mind o_O
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