Random Facts 5. Final one apologies to british people who love football and people who don't think "aloud" is punny. PUNNY. A compendium completely useless Information 1 If the original barbie were life sized her measurements would be and she would stand seven feet, two inches tall. 2 The White area at the base of your fingernail is called the latula. The tip of a Shoe lace is called an Aglet. 3 Both Kellogg' s Corn Flakes and Graham Crackers were originally marketed as remedies for chronic masturbation. 4 Your feet
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Random Facts 5

Final one apologies to british people who love football and people who don't think "aloud" is punny. PUNNY

A compendium
completely
useless
Information
1 If the original barbie
were life sized her
measurements would be
and she would
stand seven feet, two
inches tall.
2 The White area at the
base of your fingernail is
called the latula.
The tip of a Shoe lace is
called an Aglet.
3 Both Kellogg' s Corn
Flakes and Graham
Crackers were
originally marketed as
remedies for chronic
masturbation.
4 Your feet are bigger
in the afternoon than
they are during the
rest of the day
This is due to
blood pooling.
5 Mark Twain was born
November 30, 1835, the
year haley' s Coment
passed over the earth.
He vowed he would not
die until he saw the
famous comet for
himself; he died the
day after it passed over
the earth in 1910.
And now as a special bonus
in honor of my final list, here
is the birth names of famous
celebrities.
Meat Loaf
Marvin Lee Aday
Queen Latifah
Dana Owens
Stevie Wonder
STEVIE WONDER
Starland Morris
Tracy Morrow
Tom Cruise
Carlos Ray
Chachachiapet
sorry you hate my
facts so much i won' t
do any more.
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#58 - CarlosRay (11/21/2010) [-]
Hey guise look at my name...
#71 - GlobeOfCorn (11/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I already knew what the fuck an Aglet was.
#379 - pedobeartwo (11/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
corn flakes help were used to help chronic masturbation? is that why theres a cock on it?
#148 - anonEmouses (11/22/2010) [-]
So THATS why cornflakes has a picture of a cock on it....
User avatar #398 - lifealert (11/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I have obsessive compulsive disorder. I wipe my ass exactly 77 times. If I lose count, I start over.

If there is still turd after the 77th wipe, I leave it there as a trophy.
#38 - MrFantasmo (11/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ChaChaChiaPet we gonna find you and we gonna troll you!
#21 - CreepyNeighbor (11/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
IM GONNA FUCK CHACHACHIAPET WITH A RAKE!
#179 - bigheadsheldon (11/22/2010) [-]
i bet you mark twain felt like this going into his grave
i bet you mark twain felt like this going into his grave
#135 - aidanhoodXD (11/22/2010) [-]
FUCK YOU CHACHACHIAPET
#219 - N. Korean citizen (11/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I masterbate while eating cornflakes.
I masterbate while eating cornflakes.
#163 - roflerman (11/22/2010) [-]
Carlos Ray is dead, there is only chuck norris.
Carlos Ray is dead, there is only chuck norris.
#198 - ironmaidengroupe (11/22/2010) [-]
Start eating cornflakes



everyday
User avatar #98 - JohnnyLynn (11/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You got Chuck Norris' birthname wrong. I believe it is "Jesus Christ"
#467 - panicboixd (11/22/2010) [-]
Y U TELL ME CHUCK NORRIS'S REAL NAME

U TRYING TO KILL ME?
User avatar #34 - unstoppablegiggle (11/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
so...corn flakes were a cure for chronic masturbation...and their mascot...is a rooster...otherwise known as a cock....
#406 - hatersgonhate (11/22/2010) [-]
carlos ray!
im going to die for this arent i?......
#191 - fapalap (11/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#464 - N. Korean citizen (11/22/2010) [-]
I guess that's why the Corn Flakes mascot is a cock.
User avatar #183 - RawShock (11/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i would have laughed my ass off if it said
"Chuck Norris"

"God"
#43 - happybirthday (11/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
better stock up
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