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Random Facts 5

Final one apologies to british people who love football and people who don't think "aloud" is punny. PUNNY

A compendium
completely
useless
Information
1 If the original barbie
were life sized her
measurements would be
and she would
stand seven feet, two
inches tall.
2 The White area at the
base of your fingernail is
called the latula.
The tip of a Shoe lace is
called an Aglet.
3 Both Kellogg' s Corn
Flakes and Graham
Crackers were
originally marketed as
remedies for chronic
masturbation.
4 Your feet are bigger
in the afternoon than
they are during the
rest of the day
This is due to
blood pooling.
5 Mark Twain was born
November 30, 1835, the
year haley' s Coment
passed over the earth.
He vowed he would not
die until he saw the
famous comet for
himself; he died the
day after it passed over
the earth in 1910.
And now as a special bonus
in honor of my final list, here
is the birth names of famous
celebrities.
Meat Loaf
Marvin Lee Aday
Queen Latifah
Dana Owens
Stevie Wonder
STEVIE WONDER
Starland Morris
Tracy Morrow
Tom Cruise
Carlos Ray
Chachachiapet
sorry you hate my
facts so much i won' t
do any more.
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User avatar #560 - badwolfdestruction (11/24/2010) [-]
So THAT"S why there's a picture of a cock on the cereal box.
User avatar #554 to #560 - haaaxderp (07/18/2012) [-]
I see what you did there
#550 - anonymous (11/22/2010) [-]
Get back to you'r cornflakes
User avatar #548 - Aspirin (11/22/2010) [-]
"Oh my God look! Thomas Mapothrer IV is a fudge packer!"
Yep, wouldn't work.
User avatar #544 - SebyMeister (11/22/2010) [-]
awsome job man. thumb up for you :)
#542 - rosebud (11/22/2010) [-]
<-- Barbie
<-- Barbie
#541 - Sadwinner (11/22/2010) [-]
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User avatar #538 - Rexplosive (11/22/2010) [-]
Carlos Ray isn't Chuck Norris' real name, it's just another one of his names. Because he's too much man for just one name.
User avatar #535 to #534 - pedocade (11/22/2010) [-]
who wants to c tits
User avatar #545 to #535 - CrackinSkulls (11/22/2010) [-]
i was kinda tryin to reference the corn flakes one, but it didnt work out :P
User avatar #549 to #545 - pedocade (11/22/2010) [-]
so u dont wanna c tits?
User avatar #553 to #549 - CrackinSkulls (11/23/2010) [-]
never said that
#554 to #553 - pedocade (11/23/2010) [-]
here u go
#528 - hbdiscgolf (11/22/2010) [-]
this ain't funny I'm outa here
this ain't funny I'm outa here
User avatar #533 to #528 - randomthumbsdowner (11/22/2010) [-]
im glad this doesnt make you angry. i dont like you when youre angry.
User avatar #517 - talifan (11/22/2010) [-]
call this ****** now 1
#514 - anonymous (11/22/2010) [-]
www. Sexy-Lisa. com/?uid=180508
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User avatar #516 to #513 - talifan (11/22/2010) [-]
yea right, pics or its ******** .
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User avatar #519 to #518 - talifan (11/22/2010) [-]
show me a pic of a velosaraptor riding a great white shark with an rpg .then ill belive you
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User avatar #561 to #524 - talifan (11/24/2010) [-]
:-O
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#507 - CarlosThePro (11/22/2010) [-]
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User avatar #537 to #507 - RunWithScissors (11/22/2010) [-]
I Thumbed this Comment because it's of Chuck Norris, and your user name is Carlos, and I just read the real name of Chuck Norris is .... Carlos ******* Ray!
User avatar #523 to #507 - Folzy (11/22/2010) [-]
-chuck norris once peed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke, that semi truck is know known as optimus prime
-chuck norris can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head
-chuck norris died twenty years ago but death hasnt worked up the balls to tell him
-under chuck norris's bears is another fist
-the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris before he goes to bed
**had to get those outa my system**
#551 to #523 - anonymous (11/23/2010) [-]
chuck norris WHY dose everyone act like he's some kind of hardman or sumit
he's a ****** hardon if anything and an old man my son could kick the **** out of him and he's the quiet sort
User avatar #558 to #551 - Folzy (11/23/2010) [-]
your cool
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User avatar #527 to #525 - Folzy (11/22/2010) [-]
yeah i was typing to fast and the s and d are so close togather :D
#506 - anonymous (11/22/2010) [-]
i always thought the little thing was called an iglet
#503 - llAnonymousll (11/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris, I mean....Carlos Ray.
User avatar #502 - Dpyromaniac (11/22/2010) [-]
Yay, i actually knew thee one about the aglet!
#501 - shoopdawhoopster (11/22/2010) [-]
what about lady gaga?
User avatar #536 to #501 - Hatako (11/22/2010) [-]
Lady Gaga's real name is Chuck McMan
User avatar #510 to #501 - RenegadeLDN (11/22/2010) [-]
Lady Gaga's real name is harvey dinkle
#552 to #510 - anonymous (11/23/2010) [-]
you mean havea drinkie
User avatar #508 to #501 - JosepWH (11/22/2010) [-]
Lady Gaga's real name is Eric Thomson
User avatar #504 to #501 - Mamanbou **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
Its Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
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User avatar #497 - wangdangtaco (11/22/2010) [-]
My page stopped loading at the sentence "Mark twain was born" I was like Holy ******* **** no way!
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