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#77 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives!. doo dooo, doo doo d d d d doo doo dooo doooo doooooooo!.
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User avatar #75 - supersparta (12/22/2009) [-]
Shut up my mom is trying very hard to lose weight.
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#73 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
anal beads for elephants!
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#74 to #73 - NNIICCKK (12/22/2009) [-]
and your mom!
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User avatar #70 - ashleymofo (12/22/2009) [-]
LOL XD didn't see that coming. BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #68 - futuramafan (12/22/2009) [-]
OH GOD THIS WAS THE BEST THING ON FJ TODAY!!!!!!
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User avatar #67 - SteyrAUG (12/22/2009) [-]
Knew it was coming, but it was still funny. Great stuff.
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#62 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
so zetta fat . . .
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#59 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
anal beads?
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User avatar #63 to #59 - crawlerz (12/22/2009) [-]
I didn't think that til I read your post.. now its burned in my brain. I can't even look a the last again!

Captcha = leash
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#44 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Kilogram
Megagram
Gigagram
Teragram
Petagram
Exagram
Zettagram
Yo Mamagram lolz
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User avatar #33 - Mudkipz (12/22/2009) [-]
I thought this was some anal bead joke or something.
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User avatar #39 to #33 - Avocado (12/22/2009) [-]
Do you liek Avocado's ?
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User avatar #48 to #39 - milkshakesrock (12/22/2009) [-]
i pronounce it avadacado. i do not know why.
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#52 to #48 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
avada kedaver?
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#55 to #52 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
EXPELIARMUS!
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#57 to #55 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
TIME PARADOX *PEW PEW* BEEEEEWWM
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#66 to #57 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
BIBBITY BOBBITY BOO!!!!FUCKA!!!!!!!
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#71 to #66 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
i pronounce avocado:
avdcatINYORAHGRGBRGAHRGABAGR!!
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#54 to #52 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
*we all fall down dead*
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#50 to #48 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
well your wrong
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#40 to #39 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Tied together up your ass?
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#32 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
lol
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#26 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
just a small town girl, livin' in a lonley world
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#30 to #26 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
You have defiled funnyjunk. GTFO
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#43 to #30 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
NO.... YOU GTFO OF FUNNYJUNK... In here we LOVE chains!
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#65 to #43 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
funny thing is most of the posts above are made by the same person trying to make a chain post
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#72 to #65 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
you cant do that
you cant reply to yourself
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#76 to #72 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
You can if you're anonymous.

Like most people are.
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#29 to #26 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
took a midnight train going aaanyyyywheeeere
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#31 to #29 - thejteam (12/22/2009) [-]
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
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#79 to #31 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [-]
NIGGER
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#34 to #31 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
He took the midnight train going anyyyyywhere.

Guitar slowly builds......

A singer in a smokey room
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#58 to #34 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
i beleive i can fly
i beleive i can touch the sky
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#51 to #34 - MrSquiggly (12/22/2009) [-]
THE SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
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User avatar #25 - DarkestxHour (12/22/2009) [-]
Your momma's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death. Oh yeah, the classics.
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#27 to #25 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
yo mammas so dumb she got ran over by a parked car
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#28 to #27 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
yo momma sooo fat.
that wen she jump fo joy
she got stuck!
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#35 to #28 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
yo mamma so filthy she has to creep up on bath water
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User avatar #37 to #35 - jumbojohn (12/22/2009) [-]
yo mamma so fat were inside of here right now
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#45 to #37 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Ben look like Tiny Tim.
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#56 to #45 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Yo mama so small, she uses the toilet as a hot tub.
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User avatar #64 to #56 - patriotpride (12/22/2009) [-]
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it never stopped spinning.
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#36 to #35 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Yo mamma so fat, Jabba the Hutt said daaaaamn! (Not mine, like it nonetheless :P)
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User avatar #22 - mephera (12/22/2009) [-]
do u like waffles yea i like waffles!!!
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User avatar #23 to #22 - DarkestxHour (12/22/2009) [-]
do u like pancakes yea i like pancakes!!!
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User avatar #38 to #23 - jayjammer (12/22/2009) [-]
do you liek mudkipz yea i liek mudkipz!!!
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#46 to #38 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
mmm, mmm, mmm, cant wait to get a mouth full!
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#60 to #46 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
of mudkipz?
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#19 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
fuck yeah now this is funny!
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User avatar #13 - iMcdo (12/22/2009) [-]
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE DONT NEED THE INTERNET CAUSE SHES ALREADY WORLD WIDE! WORLD WIDE!
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#53 to #13 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
come on bitch get with the program
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User avatar #20 to #13 - legendforeva (12/22/2009) [-]
that's old bitch
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#21 to #20 - XYOURBUDDDYX (12/22/2009) [-]
ha, bitch
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#8 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE APPEALS TO MY SECRET FETISH!
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#7 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
looks alot like anal beads
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#2 - anonymous (12/21/2009) [-]
those aren't units of weight, they are units of data storage space
1 Bit = Binary Digit---------------------8 Bits = 1 Byte
1000 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte--------------1000 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte
1000 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte------1000 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte
1000 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte-------1000 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte
1000 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte-------1000 Zettabytes = 1 Yottabyte
1000 Yottabytes = 1 Brontobyte
To give an idea how much space a Brontobyte is: A Terabyte can hold approximatley 250,000 Songs. A Brontobyte can hold approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000 Terabytes
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#49 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
if you are going to reply with some snide comment, like others who have already, the measurements above are all approximations, not all of them are correct down to the last digit

captcha: width, #16 and #17, yo momma has it
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#61 to #49 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
YOU ARE ALL GEEKY FUCKS
YOU GUVE THE INTENET A BAD NAME
LIKE JEFFREY
CAPTCHA: squat: what yo mama has to do to gett under a bridge
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#18 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
units of data storage space measured in 2^x not 10^x -.-;;
capcha: whine
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User avatar #24 to #18 - lolzman (12/22/2009) [-]
#9 there is too much of that on this site alone, you dont need to store it
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#17 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
The factor is 1024 dumb ass
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#16 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
1024*
You fail, my friend.
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#15 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
who gives a shit
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#10 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
#2 sounds all smart- but is in fact wrong.
they are generic prefix's to lots of things-
e.g
gigawatts, kilograms etc etc.

nice fail.
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#11 to #10 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
u fail.
Gigawatts are measurements of electricity, kilograms are measurements of weight !
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User avatar #14 to #11 - iMcdo (12/22/2009) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS IS BRONTOBYTE!!!
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#47 to #14 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
he's Infinite-byte
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#9 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
Nicee!
I think we can buy a brontobyte harddisk in less then 10 years.
maybe even in less than 5 years dude!
but think about it, how the hell do you ever get to fill that up
only one awnser:
PORN
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#6 to #2 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
can you get me a bronobyte hrddrive seing how you know so much
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#41 to #6 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
no, you cant, since i DO know so much
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#4 to #2 - anonymous (12/21/2009) [-]
So a Brontobyte can hold pretty much every song ever?..
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#42 to #4 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
far more than that my friend!
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#5 to #4 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3 to #2 - anonymous (12/21/2009) [-]
fuck yeah !
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