You Do This Too Compilation
Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I
spin the bag around and tuck it under the
I hate when people look at my screen when
I' m on the computer, even though I' m not
doing anything privately.
I hate when I like something SO MUCH that
I can' t even describe to people how much I
When I post something on funnyjunk and it
gets like ten thumbs, and someone else
posts it a bit later and gets like a thousand.
Every time I use limewire or something like
that, I have the slight paranoid feeling in the
back of my mind that the FBI is going to
come crashing through my window.
I knew that song MONTHS ago, NOW it' s
popular and EVERYONE likes it.
Trying to open a bag, doesn' t work, pull it
harder and it spills everywhere.
Putting stuff into the shopping cart when
your mom or dad isn' t looking.