The glass is,

Optimist thinks glass is half
full.
Pessimist thinks glass is half
empty, iii)
Realist thin ks the glass is half
filled.
Alcoholic thin ks at someone
should drink the vodka in the
glass already,
Critic thinks the glass is
******* ugly..
Philosopher thinks the relationship
of the glass and the liquid in it
shourd be thoroughly inspected
from multiple points of views.
Ethicist doesn' t even believe there' s
anything in the glass.
American thinks the drink in the
glass should be sugared and
that his double XXL fries should
arrive already.
Math addict thinks the glass
looks a bit like a crocodile.
thinks the glass raight
fit in his pocket.
Teenager doesn' t give a ****
about some ******* glass,
Jesus thin ks the water in the
glass shall turn to wine.
iii)
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till iii?
iii?
iii)
iii)
iii?
Blonds thin ks the glass is
like something you can like
use for drinking.
Schoolyard thinks the liquid in
the glass is most likely .
Aboriginal thin ks the
iir''''' trans pare object is cursed.
Artist thin ks the glass creates
totality in absurd environs em.
Racist thin ks the glass should get
Rebel thinks the glass
should be broken.
Zombie thinks glaube GARBAGE