The squirrel and the owl. EDIT: Sorry guys, apparently this is not OC. I swear I did make this particular picture myself, but the joke has been posted before. I
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The squirrel and the owl

EDIT: Sorry guys, apparently this is not OC. I swear I did make this particular picture myself, but the joke has been posted before. In fact, I would like to give all credit to my awesome girlfriend for giving me the joke. baby, you rock

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A squirrel and an ewl were sitting
in a tree, watering a farmer. The
Squirrel turns tn the ewl and aaye
nothing, because squirrels can' t
talk, and the ewl eats the squirrel
because it is a bird of prey.
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Submitted: 11/17/2010
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User avatar #15 - Redapoluza (11/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
what did Batman say to Robin before they got into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile

#39 - TheFapMaster **User deleted account** (11/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A dog walks into a bar. Knowing just how outrages this is, the bar tender wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about the dream, and she ignores him. He rolls to the other side of the bed and cries quietly to himself, knowing that his marriage has fallen to shambles.
A dog walks into a bar. Knowing just how outrages this is, the bar tender wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about the dream, and she ignores him. He rolls to the other side of the bed and cries quietly to himself, knowing that his marriage has fallen to shambles.
#69 - Majestical (11/18/2010) [-]
What did Squirtle say when Ash bitch slapped him?


Squirtle
User avatar #46 - Xious (11/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant?

A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.
#93 - Undercover Agent (11/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "why the long face?"





The horse has cancer.
#179 - Xedan (11/18/2010) [+] (17 replies)
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
#101 - Spectricity (11/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Two guys walked into a bar.


The third one ducked.
User avatar #78 - briancb (11/18/2010) [+] (7 replies)
So a baby seal walks into a club....
#249 - AlbinoJoe (11/18/2010) [-]
circle of life
#56 - runici (11/18/2010) [-]
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its funny because the squirrel gets dead
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#53 - SubjectThree (11/18/2010) [-]
So a guy walks into the street with an RPG and a riot shield. NAturally, someone calls the cops. A minute later, the cops arrive. The man shrugs and blows up the car because maybe you didnt hear me, he had a ******* RPG!!!
#258 - piedoesntlie (11/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
bullet owl...much faster than normal owl
User avatar #255 - KERBE (11/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
why did the boy fall off the swing?


because he had no arms
#257 to #255 - Budzilla (11/18/2010) [-]
where do you find a legless puppy?  
  
  
  
  
right where you left it.
where do you find a legless puppy?




right where you left it.
User avatar #89 - Crusader (11/18/2010) [-]
2 men are at the bar, everything has been quiet for a while, so one man pulls out a tiny piano and a little man about the size of a leprechaun, and the little mans tarts playing the piano
other guy says "OMG, thats amazing, where'd you get him?"
1st guy replies "I got him from a magic lamp, here, test it out"
2nd guy says "Ok, I want a million bucks"
Suddenly hundreds of thousands of ducks appear outside the bar
1st guy tells him "Oh yea, it's a little hard of hearing, you have to ask REALLY loud... you didn't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist, did you?"
User avatar #65 - Cyfire (11/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why did jimmy fall off his bike?

jimmy was a goldfish
User avatar #117 - Adfoxx (11/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So an Irish guy leaves a bar...
#118 - JayRizzleDizzle (11/18/2010) [+] (15 replies)
A dog walks into a bar. Knowing just how outrageous this is, the bar tender wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about the dream, and she ignores him. He rolls to the other side of the bed and cries quietly to himself, knowing that his marriage has fallen to shamble
A dog walks into a bar. Knowing just how outrageous this is, the bar tender wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about the dream, and she ignores him. He rolls to the other side of the bed and cries quietly to himself, knowing that his marriage has fallen to shamble
User avatar #63 - yojo (11/18/2010) [-]
What did the rabbi say to the priest?



"I disagree with some of your religious beliefs"
User avatar #282 - MeowQQ (11/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Whats big, blue and white and would kill you if you if it fell out of a tree?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.
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