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Things Guys Wish Girls Knew
1. Some of us know what it is like to be rejected so its not always easy to just openly say we like you-
I Ifyou were as edly, fat, and stupid as you claim to be then we probably wouldnt like you- We
know you are just craving attention.
3. ff you want attention just ask for it. We like spending time with you if its not all chick flicks and
glitter.
4. WE ARE NOT AS PERVERTED AS YOU THINK WE ARE! 1
5. When you date a guy you must understand that he likely has preset rules with his fiends which
make you second on the list. Deal with it. Cher friends have been around longer then you and that
doesn' t mean you are anything less to us.
ti. We do NOT like hearing about your ' ends No matter what it is. If you talk about him all
that means to us is that he is still on your mind and we might lose you to him.
7. Stop playing with out hearts. Quit flirting with us then choose to date some other guy the next day.
That means youwere a slut whore and you deserve cock up your ass-
3. Some times a little effort on your part toward the relationship goes a long way.
Sh The occasional sammich will make us very happy and love you lots. Especially if it includes bacon.
ill. Ewe forget an important date its likely because we are so damn busy kepping everything else
together. Please don' t get mad. We are already very very stressed.
We love your girls. You make our world go round so please be thoughtfull. Sammich now pl:
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User avatar #57 - iwannahumparump (11/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
wait...
"we aren't as perverted as you think!"
"you are a slut whore and deserve a cock up your ass"
umm.....
User avatar #2 - SquirrelKing (11/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The sammich part meant a lot to me... *single tear*
User avatar #50 - thephantur (11/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Believe it or not, no matter how we act on the internet, we are not perverts...

Do you really think we're all racist, immature, and sexist?

No...

I am an asshole online because it's the internet. No one cares.

In real life, I am a quintessential gentleman esp. towards the ladies.
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#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
this is my ex all she would ever talk about is how her and ex did this or that omfg i hated it ad i made a joke about makin me a sammich she broke up with me and screwed my friend and she said it was to get back at me?!?
User avatar #78 to #69 - DylanFortea (11/17/2010) [-]
Wish I was friends with you.
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#63 - failmastergerg (11/17/2010) [+] (8 replies)
lol i was kinda crushing on this girl who was putting me through hell via #7....so i printed this out and put #7 in bold and handed it to her, she read it, we both said some heartfelt **** , we made out right there and now she's my gf.....MLIA
User avatar #13 - bkcrt (11/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Some pussy wrote this. He is dead wrong.
#21 to #13 - pfccross (11/17/2010) [-]
lol neg thumbs for you troll :)
#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
lol **** u vrigin fag with posting this ******** facts. heres a fact most girls know: some guys r such pansies and pussies to make any sexual advantage that even the most ugliest of bitchs wont **** them.. **** U
User avatar #82 to #77 - TheGamc (11/17/2010) [-]
Thats great,
please come back when your mother finally kicks you out of the house because you're 40 years old and really to live by yourself.
#49 - Permafrost (11/17/2010) [-]
All women deserve a cock up their ass. My cock.
User avatar #19 - lmfaoemogirl (11/17/2010) [-]
i dunno bout number 4...... ;)
#100 - luidias (11/17/2010) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk, your #1 dating and relationship advice resource.

faithfully run by 12 year old fags like OP and the imbeciles that thumbed this **** up.
#1 - Internetgod (11/16/2010) [-]
very true....
very true....
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2010) [-]
Okay seriously. WTF has has happened to FunnyJunk?
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#102 - FrEEz (11/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I told a girl who i was friends with that I liked her.

her reaction? "Awwwwww"

followed by a rejection

:(
User avatar #104 to #102 - XboxJunky (11/17/2010) [-]
Yeah a lot of the time people say "OMG I saw this and took a chance and now I have a date"... ******* lucky bastards.
#81 - letslive (11/17/2010) [-]
11: the best boners are in the morning
User avatar #95 - Eziolieksbrushie (11/17/2010) [-]
11. if you feel the need to hit us, please god, not the balls!
User avatar #67 - AEHorndog (11/17/2010) [-]
Perverted thinking is not a mind set, it's an affliction. Dealing namely, with blood being diverted to an extremity.
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