Female's Guide To Call of Duty Black Ops. This is OC so don't go and call repost or I swear I will disembowel you with a wooden cooking spoon.. A FEMALE’ S GUID
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Female's Guide To Call of Duty Black Ops

This is OC so don't go and call repost or I swear I will disembowel you with a wooden cooking spoon.

A FEMALE’ S GUIDE TO CALL OF DUTY: BLACK DPS
By, Mike Hearty
Novemeber 9, 2010 few girls
For approximately weeks following November in NIH, it is quite likely that
you will not hear from your significant mile counterpart, DO NOT WORRY!
This is completely normal-
The reason for this behavior is obviously due to the release of Call onduty: Black
Ops
is playing it is
absolutely necessary, and if it IS absolutely necessary it is suggested that you
approach him with the least amount unclothes on and a mob in
The slots mentioned tactics will more than likely buy you approximately aat
ME of as attention, plus one additional second for may number above 5 that
seconds
underwear, & J.
you have on.
Put Butter and Jelly " seconds
Plain Peanut Butter - - second
Plain Jelly - wll second
Cold Cuts " seconds
Cold Cuts with / r' apper " seconds
Other Sammiches " seconds
Very Fancy with Jewels " seconds and self destruct (Too much to
focus on so brain will automatically shut
down.)
AMOUNT Elli‘ CLOTHING
Fully Clothed - seconds
Shirt thr. seconds
Pants tltr, seconds
Honk - - seconds
Combination of No Shirt/ Bra Pants - seconds
Combination of No Pants/ Panties wt Shirt on " seconds
Pasties " seconds
Completely ***** - seconds (With small mum to distract him further with sex)
As is tinned before, yourmama should he avoided
uni absolutely necessary. Contact cumin severe injury mm to you
nursing mother lioness and not onion
immediately other mm in a more cablevision on gaming's: ,
anbout-
downshirt, women._.
wadlos/ mom's/ years. He will eventually begin to acknowledge your existence
one repeat.
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User avatar #7 - igotsunshineinabag (11/15/2010) [-]
im eating a sammich:D
User avatar #4 - omeglepwner (11/14/2010) [-]
they forgot that a bacon sammich can (in certain cases) get you upto 20 seconds of attention :)
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#1 - CrayonsAreEpic (11/14/2010) [-]
its not a repost... but Sxephil did a video that has EVERYTHING you just said in it. except his was about MW2. and a year earlier. here's a gif to make you feel better.
its not a repost... but Sxephil did a video that has EVERYTHING you just said in it. except his was about MW2. and a year earlier. here's a gif to make you feel better.
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckthepolice (11/14/2010) [-]
*sadface*
Oh well, at least it's the first on here.
User avatar #5 to #2 - CrayonsAreEpic (11/14/2010) [-]
haha its actually kind scary the similarites. and you've never seen this video?
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuckthepolice (11/15/2010) [-]
nope :/
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