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#89 - anonymous (08/15/2009) [-]
why be sorry hummer is another word for a blow job
#83 - getttsummm (08/06/2009) [-]
lol captha waals
#82 - anonymous (08/06/2009) [-]
lol that is funny shi...ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
#87 to #82 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
#86 to #82 - anonymous (08/07/2009) [-]
ROBOT HOUSE!
#85 to #82 - anonymous (08/06/2009) [-]
Sorry Mr. Hypnotoad! Please don't make me kill myself. Ahh gurgle kaaaahaahaaa
#84 to #82 - anonymous (08/06/2009) [-]
haha, futurama refrence.
#76 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
Someone's overcompensating
#74 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
A recent study has found that from birth to death, a prius is actually worse for the environment than a hummer. The batteries used in hybrids and electric cars are made from an element that can only be mined in certain remote locations. The element itself is dangerous. The remoteness of it makes retreiving it a big impact on the environment. Also, when the hybrids reach the end of their lives, the batteries need to be disposed of properly. If not, they are extremely dangerous for the environment. But hey, if 50 mpg makes you FEEL GOOD, then screw the environment and keep spewing your "go green" nonsense.
#88 to #74 - anonymous (08/11/2009) [-]
Hummer= Pussy magnet, Enviroment fucker Prius= Pussy repeller, wannabe environment helper
#81 to #74 - anonymous (08/06/2009) [-]
whoooooo thefuckcares..... nerd
#80 to #74 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
Exactly so just do whatever the fuck u want one person can't end the world. (i think)
#79 to #74 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
we should all just be better to the envoro....ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
#78 to #74 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
Ill be dead before anything drastic happens to the environment so you guys are probably killing yourself...
#75 to #74 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
You keep telling yourself that. "When hybrids reach the end of their lives?" I don't think ANY Prius has reached its end (barring completely unsalvageable collisions). And just WTF IS THIS ELEMENT YOU SPEAK OF?!? Do you mean LITHIUM, commonly used in laptops and electronics EVERYWHERE? Yes, it is rare, but it's not THAT rare, and is usually recovered from brine pools, a process that is not very harmful to the environment.
#73 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
True that shit! captcha: testy... LOL!
User avatar #90 to #73 - NovaWolf (08/21/2009) [-]
Fuck your goddamn captcha. What the fuck is so fucking funny about testy? Testy means being cranky and unfriendly, unless of course you mean 'testes', which is a lot different. GTFO NOOB
#67 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
yo fatben a bunch of people say how much you pooped and now your hated all over funnjunk sorry about that
#63 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
i am fat ben i have returned so wat the fuck is up
#72 to #63 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
if u were that dumb shithead you woulda bothered to sign in.... sad thing is ur a poser but of nothing signifigant
#66 to #63 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
ha u dumb fuck u cannot offend him he has returned
#64 to #63 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
your an ass tard thats whats up
User avatar #61 - IGotThemBrainDogs (08/04/2009) [-]
lolz
#59 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
I don't get it.
#71 to #59 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
He needs a big ride to make up for a small penis...
#57 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
WTF (Where's The Funny)
#37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Let's start a chain I will say one word and every one else will add one more word. - jumbo
#77 to #37 - anonymous (08/05/2009) [-]
wow you all fucked this one up
#70 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
c-c-c-combo breaker!
#69 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
on the weekends
#65 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
and
#62 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
balls
User avatar #60 to #37 - BCfUnNyJuNkIe (08/04/2009) [-]
with a nuclear bomb
#58 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
his mom
User avatar #54 to #37 - KeelyBear (08/04/2009) [-]
owned :3 xDDDDDDD
#53 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
which is small
#52 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
with my penis
#50 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
circles
#49 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
in
#48 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
going
#47 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
pedo bear
#45 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
with
#44 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
pussy
#43 to #37 - ruben (08/04/2009) [-]
elmo
#42 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
raped
#41 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
wieners
#40 to #37 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
chicken captcha= covet. HA
#30 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
FAT BEN'S HUMMER HAS PORT-A-POTTY IN BUILT IN!
#55 to #30 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
what's/who's fat ben
#51 to #30 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
He's a troll, dumbasses, you aren't supposed to give them attention. If you ignore it, it'll go away.
#38 to #30 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
why do you even pay attention to them
#35 to #30 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Well Pretty Gigit's hummer has a vanity built in. So ha. Pretty Gigit pwns Fat ben!
User avatar #33 to #30 - WTFreq **User deleted account** (08/04/2009) [-]
stfu about fat ben. someone needs to shoot you.
#26 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
gets you to you garage door to your mailbox with one fill up and with style
#46 to #26 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
damn man now thats rich hahahahahahhahhah
#25 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
i drive a fuckin hummer n i'm 18! so fuck u! n trust me theres no inadequacy here! just ask ur mom bitches
#39 to #25 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
so true
#34 to #25 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
you apparently don't know what the word inadequacy means. and my mom would say you were a fucking idiot.
#32 to #25 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
But even if he did it wouldn't be as gay as a hummer.
#31 to #25 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
fuck u bitch u probaly ride a lil pink tricycle
#29 to #25 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
ya and ur dick is a 5 incher and HUMMERS ARE THE MOST GAY CAR OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #22 - chief obvious (08/04/2009) [-]
who rides most hummers cadilacs etc? blacks who rides prius? asians. I REST MY CASE
#36 to #22 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
whites ride station wagons and ford focus's. dont exclude your race bitch
#16 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
This poster is a wonderful poster, it captures the sentiment of the rest of the world to America.
#68 to #16 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
splendid riposte
#56 to #16 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Why no, you are not 'nazi buttmonks'. Jolly good. Such witty replies you Yanks have. A real pride to your schooling. Buttmonks, how awfully clever.
#27 to #16 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
because we're not nazi buttmonks.
#23 to #16 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Yes, but they will not get the joke.
#8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Hummers suck anyways. I'd rather have a Humvee you can run over more little animals that way.
#28 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
The joke is obvious. It's the validity of the joke that is in question, not the joke itself. Thanks for playing.
#24 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
the joke is that he needs to overcompinsate for his small penis with a huge muthafukin car
#21 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
no because when people buy big things that means they have a small penis....
#20 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
good explanation but i think youve missed the joke here: men usually buy these for one of two reasons; either they r havin midlife crisis or they want to draw attention away from somethin else, and what would a man most not want to woman to notice? that he has a small penis. the joke has nothin to do wiv money
#18 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Look at all the losers that failed at life complaining that they had to read more than a sentence. How sad is that when he posted probably one of the top ten most intelligent things on this entire site.
User avatar #13 to #8 - smoke ganj (08/04/2009) [-]
paragraph on funnyjunk: sorry about not getting any pussy becuase u read up on wars to much.
#12 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
Why is there always a guy like you to write a fucking paragraph?
#11 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
A HMMWV (High Mobility Multi-Wheeled Vehicle), or humvee, is not a MARINE vehicle. It's a military vehicle, which includes Army, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard. The H1 is a civilian Humvee. The H2 and H3 only carry the name Hummer and no longer stand up to a real humvee. Besides, just because someone can afford a Hummer, how does that equate to having a small penis? I need to make a poster that says "Jealousy: Sorry about your small salary."
#10 to #8 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
a humvee is a marine hummer its kinda diffrent from a normal civ hummer
User avatar #9 to #8 - nietzsche (08/04/2009) [-]
a hummer is a humvee you fucking failed abortion, christ man WTF
User avatar #7 - LeoLeonardoIII (08/04/2009) [-]
Epic WIN
#6 - anonymous (08/04/2009) [-]
FAT BEN IS POOPING ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MAN IT'S NOT A GOOD SCENE :( WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
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