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I Wish I was a Shark

"Shark" is said 57 times in the article. If you correct me, then you have more free time than myself.

I wish I was a Shark
Today I Googled sharks. When I was 4 I thought that I could grow up and be a shark,
and swim in the ocean with laws and together we would eat dolphins and sink mighty
vessels. Thinking back, I reamed that I didn' t know what kind of shy particular!
wanted to be. Maybe a Whale shark, because Whale Sharks are massive, and most likely
have the genitalia to match, but I found out that they feed through a process of filtering
out sea water and catching plankton. That' s pretty lame. If I were a Whale shark, I would
swallow whole human beings and filter .
Action Shark
I like the Basking Shark. they are bi but
not afraid to show their true led gs.
If I were a shark, I could be an Action Shark,
and team up with super spies on underwater
missions. Action Shark duties include
deactivating undersea traps, pressing undersea
buttons, and eating villainous undersea seals. I
also imagine I would be required to jump over
various bridges and barriers and pose as an
Aquarium exhibit to ambush world Leaders
plotting global domination. If I were an Action
Shark, I would only help like
James Bond and Harriet the Spy, and ignore
calls from Aqua Man as he is rubbish and no
one Man
Action Shark in Action
Snake Shark
If I were a Shark, I probably wouldn' twant
to be a snake shark. If I were to be a shark,
I would want to take down prey with my
teeth, not strangle them with a
body. Although, having the enthir/ jaw
would be pretty awesome, and I could
probably consume and digest an entire
submarine if I so desired. But I don' t think
this is called a Snake Shark, and I don' t think
it strangles prey or has an unhuggable jaw.
In fact, maybe this isn' t a shark at all.
Omnomnom Shark
If I were a Shark, I would eat divers and seals
and anything else that crossed my path His
the sacred creed of all known Sharks). Being
the omnomnom Shark would make that goal
that much easier. If I were an omnomnom
shark, I would raid mermaid villages and
unless they paid me a
weekly dowry of sand dollars, rare shells, and
vials of dolphin tears, which can be used to
cure cancer if administered correctly.
Sharks use rare shells to exchange them for Precious
Shells, whom can be used to pay imshark loan sharks.
Shark Eating Shark
This would only be cool if I were the
biggest shark.
Pile of Dead Sharks
If I were a Shark, I would stack up dead
sharks in little piles at random locations
around the seafloor. Mainly to confuse
Marine Biologists, threaten mermaids and
make shark enthusiast believe that sharks
are growing hands and will soon crawl onto
land to begin life anew, threatening the
millions wears of human evolution.
Sharks in a dog pile or playing "Twister".
Ugly Shark
If I were a Shark, I would be forced to have
sex with other Sharks. This _ n' t a problem
for the Ugly Shark. As of now, the very idea
of engaging in sexual relations ith a
formidable sea beast nearly brings mew
tears. In were a shark that looks this,
sex with a shark would not be an issue
I know nothing of shark sex, but maybe it has
something to do with the horn/ nose/ possible
phallus protruding from the bow of the shark
Hungry Shark
All Sharks are Hungry Sharks, so I will be one
regardless.
Mega Shark
If I were a Shark, I would want to be a
Mega shark like in , "Mega
Shark vs Giant Octopus". This would be
genetical to myself and the cute Marine
falls in love with the Asian
submarine commander after realizing haw
lucky they are to have each other and to
have survived a cataclysmic battle with
both a Giant octopus and a Mega Shark.
other plus sides to being a Mega Shark
include eating airplanes and stopping that
guy who said he was getting married
tomorrow from getting married
tomorrow.
Ultra Shark
one step betterthan Mega Shark
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Submitted: 11/12/2010
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#5 - CarlMcphale (11/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You said the word ''shark'' 59 in this entire pic including title tag description .___. what do I get? : D
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User avatar #1 - Acanxib (11/12/2010) [-]
SO MUCH EPIC :D
User avatar #5 - miia (09/29/2013) [-]
this is the best thing ever
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