What women should never say to a man
We smoked than that.
Ahahh, it' s cute.
Why don' t gewust cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It' s OK, we' ll work around it.
Witt it squeak if I squeeze it?
oh no... a flash headache
giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it' ll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won' t take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don' t we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It' s a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you' re supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the early bird.