9 Things I Hate About People. Stuff I just hate.. l, People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is your
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9 Things I Hate About People

Stuff I just hate.

l, People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What
good is cake if you can' t eat it?
4, When people say "it' s always the last place you look''. Of course it is, Why the hell would
you keep looking after you' found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid to come
the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?",,, Didn' t give me a choice there, did ya
sunshine?
7, When something is 'new and improved', Which is it? If it' s new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it' s an improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn' t be new.
El, When people say ''life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone
ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus
came, would I be standing here???
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Submitted: 12/19/2009
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#13 - Lookinatstuff (12/19/2009) [-]
Lots of truthiness going on here...
#7 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
add number 10


10.Modern day black music artists making remakes of good songs.
#4 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
#6 is the only thing that really pisses me off.... i yelled at my cousin a couple times cuz she kept doing that, just ask the damn question already
#33 - anonymous (02/11/2010) [-]
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#32 - anonymous (12/27/2009) [-]
and that's the definition of an asshole.
#31 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
its "you know what really grinds mygears"
#27 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [-]
i declare Rule 34 on #9
#18 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [-]
"If the bus came would I be standing here?"

hehehe
#17 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [+] (1 reply)
it makes perfect sense and yet i do about half of the things on their...how gay am I?
User avatar #20 to #17 - Mrah (12/20/2009) [-]
not very gay unless you like having boys inside of you
User avatar #11 - enhancedflavor (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
hey you stole this from the best comedian to ever live yu dizzy cunt
#10 - Metallurgyman (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
if you eat your cake then you no longer have it. That's what they mean by "you can't have your cake and eat it".

God I need a woman...
#5 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
just so everyone knows, he stole this entire list from a comedian
stupid slutbag
#3 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
Haha, excellent!
#1 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
your an ass
#21 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [+] (3 replies)
7 is ******** .

lets use cars as an example, you have a car and then a few months later the company release a new car, similar model but it is a NEW car, similar to the one you already have but it's IMPROVED... hence, NEW AND IMPROVED.
#19 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [-]
i got this in a chain email...i laughed when i saw it then...i laughed when i saw it here
#16 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [-]
hello demetri martin!

captcha: quiet: you should do it
User avatar #15 - PteParts (12/20/2009) [-]
YES! This was on top of old OLD FJ
Sooooo good.
#14 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [-]
as for question #4, they're the same person that asked if they could ask you a question and they're in the last place you'll look.
#12 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
so true why everybody ask this questions?
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