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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask ever his mouth and
nese. A young, student nurse appears give
him a partial spenge bath. "Nurse", he
mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my
testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young
nurse replies i dent knew sir, anly here
wash your upper body and feet. He struggles to
ask again, "Nurse, please check, Are my
testicles black?" Concerned that he may
elevate his bleed pressure and heart rate from
worry abaut his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and pulls back the eevees. She
raises his gawn, helds his manhood in ene hand
and his textiles in the other. Then, she takes a
elese leek and says, theres nething wrang with
them sir! The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says slowly, Thank you very
much, That was wonderful, but listen very, very
Meowth by
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Submitted: 11/11/2010
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#56 - bananacop (11/12/2010) [+] (16 replies)
i guess those test results
#58 to #56 - bananacop (11/12/2010) [-]
were driving him nuts
#52 - dairycream (11/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
whats the smartest thing to come out of a womens mouth?


Einseteins dick
#7 - Cecilieh (11/12/2010) [-]
The Nurse
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#29 - sirspam (11/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #21 - xscubastevex (11/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
what do envelopes and walruses have in common?


they both like tight seals.
#17 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Yup. You have a disease that makes your testicles black."
#30 - squeaky (11/12/2010) [-]
< What the nurse should do
#85 - RetroToons (11/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What the guy feels like:
What the guy feels like:
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#77 - ProfessorB **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#81 - DekuNut (11/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"nurse, are my Bat Balls Black?!"
#69 - XxVilleValo (11/12/2010) [-]
<- Nurse
User avatar #40 - allhailcod (11/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i guess the patient must have thought she was a little 'nuts'
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#48 to #41 - CaptinAwesome (11/12/2010) [-]
todays friday
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User avatar #1 - wuocha (11/11/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Lq2ms
#110 - Arturotheone (11/12/2010) [-]
I imagined this was going to be at the end.
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