Demitri Martin. the man is a genius<br /> if thou desirest, thou couldst comment, and rateth, forsooth. DEMITRI AAA_ SAYS: Vests are for protection. Life  a Cookie if You can identify the font that i used to Make this picture
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Demitri Martin

the man is a genius<br />
if thou desirest, thou couldst comment, and rateth, forsooth

DEMITRI AAA_ SAYS:
Vests are for protection. Life vests protect you from
drowning. Bulletproof vests protect you from getting
shot. And. sweater vests protect you from pretty
girls
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#18 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Demetri Martin is ******* hilarious. His humor is subtle and intelligent. If you think he's not funny, then you're probably just too dumb to get it. So you're probably a Dane Cook fan.
User avatar #20 to #18 - NickDaPrick (12/18/2009) [-]
lol amen. dane cook is a douche
+11
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User avatar #11 - nintendonurd (12/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Demetri Martin > dog **** > Jeff *******
User avatar #13 to #11 - TheColorfulZombie (12/18/2009) [-]
Jeff dunham was hecka funny. Emphasis on was. After his christmas special(which wasn't as good as his specials before that) everything went downhill. Sad to say, I am no longer a Jeff dunham fan. Demitri Martin ftw!
#21 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I loved demitri martain ever since his first comedy central special.
User avatar #25 to #22 - Ashtwofourthree (12/18/2009) [-]
that special was so much win
User avatar #16 - Ashtwofourthree (12/18/2009) [-]
For everyone that doesnt like demetri martin here,
look at the thumbs next to every person bashing or praising him
i think you will notice a trend.
#15 - mondo **User deleted account** (12/18/2009) [-]
important things season 2.....COMING NEXT SUMMER!
#43 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #47 to #43 - Bacula (12/19/2009) [-]
Who the **** thumbed this up?
User avatar #48 - Bacula (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wow dude, Fat ben spamers are attacking this picture.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JackSchidt (12/19/2009) [-]
whoa dude, jackschidt is blocking the spammers
#31 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"if you hear hot coffee flying towards you, you better move."
#42 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! THERE IS NO END TO THE POOP.
#41 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (3 replies)
that's where I was all along
#39 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#36 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
EDWARD MORENO SAYS : CONDOMS GET U IN DA BED WITH BEYONCE
User avatar #34 - JackSchidt (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
nobody wants a cookie for identifying the font i used?
#44 to #34 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!! FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!! OH MAN, THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP!!!!!
#30 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
before he was famous he did stand up looking like jesus. he had long hair and and a crazy beard back then.
#7 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
hes not funny at all
#5 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* love Demetri Martin.
#3 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
obviously noone knows the meaning of epic....................... u fags Posted By GrimZombie
#2 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
Damn straight
#1 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
EPIK
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