Demitri Martin. the man is a genius<br /> if thou desirest, thou couldst comment, and rateth, forsooth. DEMITRI AAA_ SAYS: Vests are for protection. Life
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Demitri Martin

the man is a genius<br />
if thou desirest, thou couldst comment, and rateth, forsooth

DEMITRI AAA_ SAYS:
Vests are for protection. Life vests protect you from
drowning. Bulletproof vests protect you from getting
shot. And. sweater vests protect you from pretty
girls
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Submitted: 12/18/2009
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#18 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Demetri Martin is fuckin' hilarious. His humor is subtle and intelligent. If you think he's not funny, then you're probably just too dumb to get it. So you're probably a Dane Cook fan.
#5 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I fuckin' love Demetri Martin.
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#17 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
...unless you're Demitri Martin
User avatar #11 - nintendonurd (12/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Demetri Martin > dog shit > Jeff dumshit
User avatar #13 to #11 - TheColorfulZombie (12/18/2009) [-]
Jeff dunham was hecka funny. Emphasis on was. After his christmas special(which wasn't as good as his specials before that) everything went downhill. Sad to say, I am no longer a Jeff dunham fan. Demitri Martin ftw!
#21 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I loved demitri martain ever since his first comedy central special.
#3 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (2 replies)
obviously noone knows the meaning of epic....................... u fags Posted By GrimZombie
#4 to #3 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
THEN MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND SHOW US A FUCKING EPIC PICTURE YOU ASSWIPE! posted by a fucktard who can't register
captcha:crook(I stole yo' thunda!)
#10 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
Best laugh I've had all day.
User avatar #16 - Ashtwofourthree (12/18/2009) [-]
For everyone that doesnt like demetri martin here,
look at the thumbs next to every person bashing or praising him
i think you will notice a trend.
#35 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Why are people hating on Dane Cook, hes good but Demitri just hasn't found how to be more famous than those other guys at Comedy central
#38 to #35 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
Dane cook steal jokes, everyone knows that>.> plus yelling a joke out loud doesnt make it funny
#15 - mondo **User deleted account** (12/18/2009) [-]
important things season 2.....COMING NEXT SUMMER!
#7 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
hes not funny at all
#12 to #7 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
your a liar
#2 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
Damn straight
#43 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #47 to #43 - Bacula ONLINE (12/19/2009) [-]
Who the fuck thumbed this up?
#30 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
before he was famous he did stand up looking like jesus. he had long hair and and a crazy beard back then.
#26 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
I

<3

DEMITRI MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
EPIK
User avatar #48 - Bacula ONLINE (12/19/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wow dude, Fat ben spamers are attacking this picture.
User avatar #49 to #48 - JackSchidt (12/19/2009) [-]
whoa dude, jackschidt is blocking the spammers
#31 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"if you hear hot coffee flying towards you, you better move."
#41 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [+] (3 replies)
that's where I was all along
#57 to #51 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
well you certainly are the crazy tourettes guy
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