McDonalds Job Application. This is one of the original pictures that was on this site when it was this color.....Yes it was this color even before the green. Th McDonalds Job application shidraconis original funny
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McDonalds Job Application. This is one of the original pictures that was on this site when it was this color.....Yes it was this color even before the green. Th

This is one of the original pictures that was on this site when it was this color.....Yes it was this color even before the green. That stuff was damn funny and this stuff is funny but nowhere near as good. <br />
NOTICE: I DELETED SPAM THAT DID NOT DEAL WITH AN ACTUAL COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE. I suggest if you dont want your comments deleted, don't post pointless comments that are not about this picture.

Mcdonalds Job Application
This is an actual jeb application a 17 year eld boy submitted at a McDonald‘ s
establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so
honest and Funny!
NAME: Greg Bullish
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting fer the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Campaings President er Vice President. But seriously,
whatever‘ s available. HI was In a position m be picky, I wouldn' t be
applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: , 000 a year plus steck options and a Michael Owl:
style severance package. ff that' s net passible, make an offer and we can
haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I' m werth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection tof stolen pens
and pastbin net's.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1: : 30 p. m., Coonday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS'?: Yes, but they' re better suited m a
mere intimate .,
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had me, would I
be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
YOU FROM UP TO tit, LBSO: Of what?
DO YOU HAVEA CARP: Ithink the mere appropriate question here weild
be "De we have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? f
may already be a winner er me Publishers Clearing HOUSE Sweepstakes.
DO YOU , On the jeb no, en my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARSS: Living in the
with a wealthy dumb yesy blunder super wile
thinks Pm the greatest thing since sliced bread- Actually, I' d like tn be riding
that new.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE
BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE'?: Yes. .
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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