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McDonalds Job Application

This is one of the original pictures that was on this site when it was this color.....Yes it was this color even before the green. That stuff was damn funny and this stuff is funny but nowhere near as good. <br />
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Mcdonalds Job Application
This is an actual jeb application a 17 year eld boy submitted at a McDonald‘ s
establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so
honest and Funny!
NAME: Greg Bullish
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting fer the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Campaings President er Vice President. But seriously,
whatever‘ s available. HI was In a position m be picky, I wouldn' t be
applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: , 000 a year plus steck options and a Michael Owl:
style severance package. ff that' s net passible, make an offer and we can
haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I' m werth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection tof stolen pens
and pastbin net's.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1: : 30 p. m., Coonday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS'?: Yes, but they' re better suited m a
mere intimate .,
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had me, would I
be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
YOU FROM UP TO tit, LBSO: Of what?
DO YOU HAVEA CARP: Ithink the mere appropriate question here weild
be "De we have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? f
may already be a winner er me Publishers Clearing HOUSE Sweepstakes.
DO YOU , On the jeb no, en my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARSS: Living in the
with a wealthy dumb yesy blunder super wile
thinks Pm the greatest thing since sliced bread- Actually, I' d like tn be riding
that new.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE
BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE'?: Yes. .
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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Submitted: 12/17/2009
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#18 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Lol you typed this on paint on a white background then when u were done you used the paint can and colored it yelolow. THATS why the letters have white holes.


THUMBS ME DOWN NOW!!!!!!!
#27 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Sign Here: Aries. ROFLMFAO
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#6 - anonymous Comment deleted by shidraconis [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #9 to #6 - TyposSucj (12/18/2009) [-]
dude, your stupid. A) stop bitching b) if your "GrimZombie" just fucking sign in, and C) Stop acting like you so tough. You don't decide whats funny.
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#52 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (3 replies)
how come the 'salary' in 'desired salary' isnt the same font?
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User avatar #40 - Monopolus (12/18/2009) [-]
LOL 'Aries'
#39 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
So erm, Now i want to know. Did he get the job?!
#42 to #39 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
well the intro claims he did...

captcha: Utter, as in Utter-'tard (:
#44 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
give this guy a medal! He has won the game!
User avatar #41 - ashleymofo (12/18/2009) [-]
LOL XD 'salary=less than I'm worth'. Aint that the truth. I also like how he used the word "haggle", lol
User avatar #35 - WINFAILBOT (12/18/2009) [-]
WINFAILBOT declares the verdict


Greg is a WIN
User avatar #28 - nromano (12/18/2009) [-]
i remember this from the old FJ
#11 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #26 to #11 - BurntBiscuits (12/18/2009) [-]
Idiot.
User avatar #49 - MeBeLindsay (12/18/2009) [+] (1 reply)
This is a REPOST from a long time ago. I remember, because it was funny...haha! ;)

And considering I now WORK @ MickeyD's, it makes it more funny.
LOL


captcha: nerve
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#46 - anonymous Comment deleted by shidraconis [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #47 to #46 - livlovespandas (12/18/2009) [-]
it must be so amusing to have no life.
#21 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
before the site turned green it was just a massive white page, either a darkish yellow at the sides or top, and lots of blue titles of the images.
User avatar #5 - squeaky (12/18/2009) [-]
pretty damn funny
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#1 - JackSchidt Comment deleted by shidraconis [+] (1 reply)
#51 - anonymous (12/18/2009) [-]
Im going to try this
User avatar #45 - Jesi (12/18/2009) [-]
I used to work at a Wendy's in my hometown. I have seen some stupid/funny things on apps. But by god this tops them all!!
User avatar #37 - qwertyhuio (12/18/2009) [-]
i remember the yellow funnyjunk, it was awsome!!!!! i also remember seeing this

i have always thought the 50 lbs. of what was always funny

User avatar #34 - AntiDisneyMovement (12/18/2009) [-]
Someone give this man a medal
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