McDonalds Job Application
Mcdonalds Job Application
This is an actual jeb application a 17 year eld boy submitted at a McDonald‘ s
establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so
honest and Funny!
NAME: Greg Bullish
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting fer the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Campaings President er Vice President. But seriously,
whatever‘ s available. HI was In a position m be picky, I wouldn' t be
applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: , 000 a year plus steck options and a Michael Owl:
style severance package. ff that' s net passible, make an offer and we can
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I' m werth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection tof stolen pens
and pastbin net's.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1: : 30 p. m., Coonday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS'?: Yes, but they' re better suited m a
mere intimate .,
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had me, would I
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
YOU FROM UP TO tit, LBSO: Of what?
DO YOU HAVEA CARP: Ithink the mere appropriate question here weild
be "De we have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? f
may already be a winner er me Publishers Clearing HOUSE Sweepstakes.
DO YOU , On the jeb no, en my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARSS: Living in the
with a wealthy dumb yesy blunder super wile
thinks Pm the greatest thing since sliced bread- Actually, I' d like tn be riding
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE
BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE'?: Yes. .
SIGN HERE: Aries.