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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#44 to #3 - GuyWithGifs
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User avatar #30 to #3 - nigthshadow
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************* COMMENT FAVORING
#29 to #3 - itsstvn **User deleted account**
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#4 to #3 - anon id: 5ff4d180
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******* win
#6 to #3 - anon id: 230af3d6
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............. You. Are. GOD.
#87 to #3 - ThatGuyOnTheRoof **User deleted account**
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User avatar #5 to #3 - mcshmeggy
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cool story bro
User avatar #71 to #3 - Jolt
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i think i love you ._.
#72 to #3 - shmeggy
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just wanted to say hiii
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User avatar #9 to #3 - Maspa
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Holy **** that's ******* epic.
#7 to #3 - JonnyG [OP]
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User avatar #17 - bustamove
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my parents know i smoke and really dont care. awhhh yea
#74 to #17 - MassiveSchlong
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smoking is bad for you. stupid **** cunt

<<<<<<< learn from this guy
User avatar #19 to #17 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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That does not show anything but their lack of love for their little mistake.
#20 to #19 - bustamove
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actually its because they still do occasionally. as long as i keep it in check, but i do see where youre coming from
User avatar #21 to #20 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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lol fine then :P
#40 - XJimboSliceX
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shared a joint with my dad at a Phish concert
shared a joint with my dad at a Phish concert
#43 to #40 - anon id: a6dbc458
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dude.....wtf are you a wizard seriously my dog just barked everytime the shirt went up......
#46 to #43 - XJimboSliceX
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Actually, I'm an alien space monster god
#68 to #46 - Schadenfreude
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A what?
#85 to #43 - XJimboSliceX
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DUNDUN......DUNDUN......wilson ......DUNDUN......DUNDUN......wilson.......
#79 to #40 - Classic
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User avatar #57 to #40 - Bojangless
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**** Yeah Phish!
#1 - joske
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Something similar happened to me, I forgot to close my porn, and left the house. When my parents came home, my father closed it at the speed of a bullet. My mother still doesn't know.
With this, I LOVE YOU DAD.
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My father did the opposite to best father...

He totally set me up, i was on the laptop doing my essay's and he waited until i needed the bathroom, he facebook raped me and opened up gay porn websites... not only did my mother freak out, my gf had a massive go at me, my friends mocked me and i had to explain to them what happened and it only made it worse... i still have yet to get him back... i might just kick him in the ball sack...
#10 to #8 - anon id: 1072a526
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Sounds like an epic dad and your girlfriends kinda stupid if she has a go at you for that
User avatar #11 to #10 - Superjunk
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No... no he isnt... he is an evil mastermind. And she was on... the week... the evil week... THE WEEK OF EVIL!... period... i apparently breathed wrong once.
#25 to #8 - supermanin
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Just a kick in the ballsack?
Fk that, i'd do a lot worse.

First, I would chain all of his limbs to a bed to prevent his escape.
Then, I would stuff thirty firecrackers up his ass and nail his anus shut to prevent him from getting it out.

I would let him stay there for a day or two, and eventually he would get extreme pain from all of the gas and **** building up down there.
Soon his already large anus will crack under pressure and a large amount of **** will cover the back of his legs. Afterwards, I would take all of the large firecrackers out and replace them with really tiny ones, and burn on at a time inside his anus.

Then, as I had this all on recording, I would edit his face to make it look like he's smiling and...
#26 to #25 - supermanin
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Post it on facebook that he did this to himself willingly and edit me to look like a happy co- worker of his.

After this damage had been done, I would chop his balls clean off with a pair of laser scissor because THAT MOTHER TRUCKER DOES NOT DESERVE TO HAVE ANY BALLS.
#63 to #26 - sevenshooter **User deleted account**
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wouldn't that just make him seem more gay???
#65 to #63 - supermanin
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what do you mean? i'm raging at the dad in case you don't understand. and my actual self would never be mentioned
#67 to #65 - sevenshooter **User deleted account**
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well first of all youd be tying him to a bed (gay point #1) then putting things up his anus (point #2) then you talk about him ********? wtf? then youd post your glory all over the internet where chances are someone gay would get off on it, then youd be a supplier of gay porn (point #3) idk man, just it seems really gay . . .
#12 to #8 - JonnyG [OP]
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You in comic form
#16 to #12 - JonnyG [OP]
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yes... yes i did
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User avatar #23 to #16 - Superjunk
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You totally replied to your own comment... and you called yourself a faggot...
User avatar #13 to #12 - Superjunk
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Did you just make that to mock me??
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User avatar #52 to #34 - dremnus
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is that seras i cant tell
#58 to #52 - GreenJamika
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Yes, yes it is.
User avatar #59 to #58 - dremnus
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all right cool
#75 to #34 - PedobearInDisguise
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Alucard.
Call him the dog of the Hellsing organization.

He'll call you dog food.
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#2 - blackblood
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Once I left my porno in the DvD player.... My dad came to my room and gave me the DvD.... He looked at me, and told me that he'd be alright if I was gay, but that he was happier that I wasn't.

Dad, you're a good
User avatar #22 to #2 - ComfortWipe
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my dad is also a good
User avatar #37 to #22 - ScruffytheJanitor
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Am I a good?
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