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Age: 16 Age: 20
I have a boyfriend, but
he' s a total dick so I' m
going to cheat! I' ll ten you
I love you and lead you on
for over a year, but I only
want your dick.
I' m only 16, but I' m already
engaged! I' ll fool around with
you until my 26 year old
fiance comes back from NY.
That is, until I get bored and
**** your friends!
Age: 21
I married the dickhead. but
I' m still going to continue
having sex with you and
telling you that I love you. I' ll
even lie and say I' got
divorce papers!
Age: 26
Age: no
I have a boyfriend in Chicago. I' m totally
going to dump him, but not until alter you
buy me a plane ticket to go do t or
So it turns out that guy is
an asshole. He kicked me
come I' ll go **** him instead. I' ll suck W and I had to wove to 2, ' , ' ; Pl
everything out of your soul and wallet for Chicago to be with my “:5”: , ‘ma
the next two years to feed my drug and parents: I has it here, can ff . p you _
emotional addictions and then move in I move In with you? Ways wanted to live)
to vote on Prop 19!
with another guy on your birthday Rot in rehab!
Age: Still 25 wen I told her I' d wear something
skimpy since the girls have to
every year. Showing lots of sexy
chest here.. Tonight win be
Hi! I' m the first normal girl to
show interest in you! I don' t _ _
have a boyfriend. dont cheat, Finally it normal girl! Here' s
and have a functioning brain! my number. We can hang
out on Halloween!
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f} kirby was on a unicorn.
Sigi: erman
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Submitted: 11/07/2010
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#12 - StillAnAnon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#5 - gorturtle (11/07/2010) [-]
woot kirby
woot kirby
#42 - hitnah (11/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i live in california :D====================
i live in california :D====================
#55 to #44 - sparkieemae (11/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #72 - SandwichArtist (11/08/2010) [-]
not really sure what just happened, and why Forever Alone came along..
#48 - iRetaliate (11/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**iRetaliate rolls 7** I SUMMON DUBS
#59 to #54 - KaFaraqGatri **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 - Elsewhere (11/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
nebraskafag reporting in. I like corm
#47 to #46 - Zizzerman (11/08/2010) [-]
me too...
me too...
#36 - TCninja (11/07/2010) [-]
didn't quite get the end of it
User avatar #11 - XEC **User deleted account** (11/07/2010) [-]
Bleach FTW
#87 - retardizard (11/08/2010) [-]
you lost me after the second frame
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User avatar #45 - unideer (11/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
maybe 10%, at the very most, of funnyjunk users, can relate to this.
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#37 - CaptainHindsight (11/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I see the problem here... See those women? He never should have trusted them. No women are to be trusted. Especially Courtney Love... :(

I should've never mixed Vodka and Jack Daniels...
#23 - Ringring (11/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#6 - jinchuuriki (11/07/2010) [-]
User avatar #57 - RainbowTits (11/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Now if it were a Kamina costume.. I would make love to that man there and then... >3<
#32 - FeelinFlyyy (11/07/2010) [-]
yeah i really do live there so that part made me laugh
User avatar #10 - ienjoyrofling (11/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I LIVE IN NEBRASKA. Finnaly, thats the first time I have ever seen the word ever used on the whole internet! Neat. :D
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