Fap achievements part 2

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#6 - mazzagon (11/06/2010) [-]

i have never fapped with lube

i am ironman incarnate

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#59 - Zaivia (11/06/2010) [-]

Learning the hard way.

Fap with shampoo.

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#78 to #59 - whattaboner (11/06/2010) [-]

Already done.

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#92 to #59 - Laquisha (11/07/2010) [-]

lmao i was 13, never again

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#177 to #59 - kaweb (11/07/2010) [-]

I did that once. Didn't do anything bad to me, I must have a good brand of shampoo.

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#76 to #59 - KingslyKross **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

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#135 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]

i never fap with lube D:

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#138 to #135 - magicalsteve (11/07/2010) [-]

lol neither do i

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#48 - ZombehManifest (11/06/2010) [-]

I see what you did there.

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#161 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]

YOU SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE WHEN YOU FAP!??! oh got ive been iron manning it since i was 9 O_O

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#167 to #161 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]

same here man, same here...

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#81 - FOARCHANdler (11/06/2010) [-]

Done.

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#159 - GentlemanSlowbro **User deleted account** (11/07/2010) [-]

I've been going Iron man all my life.

**** yeah.

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#150 - gladiator (11/07/2010) [-]

i've done at least 15 of these already.

but you missed some:
the friendly ninja
fap to your best friends sister

the intrusive ninja
fap to your best friends sister, using her clothing

both of which i have done...

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#162 to #150 - justaperson (11/07/2010) [-]

Ok now the intusive ninja, that's a little creepy.

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#180 to #162 - gladiator (11/07/2010) [-]

i didnt mean wearing them...

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#118 - jimi hendix (11/07/2010) [-]

I'm off to Fap

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#175 - ZeGentleman (11/07/2010) [-]

I went for 13 straight years without fapping.

Then I turned 14.

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#43 - ShadowMoses **User deleted account** (11/06/2010) [-]

"Iron Man", ALL THE TIME.

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#44 to #43 - ShadowMoses **User deleted account** (11/06/2010) [-]

(*correction) EVERY time.

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#79 to #44 - thestretch (11/06/2010) [-]

agreed, this really shouldn't even be an accomplishment.

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#80 to #79 - thestretch (11/06/2010) [-]

*achievement

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#181 to #80 - ShadowMoses **User deleted account** (11/07/2010) [-]

Exactly. The skin is so elastic, why use lubrication when none in needed, no mess (initially) LOL.

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#21 - fakerman (11/06/2010) [-]

ok, fap so hard you get friction burn while next to sleeping gf, on holiday in the woods. then imagination fap to a anchorwoman who happens to be ginger, then just before you jizz, get a faceshot of someon and jizz to that without holding dick, directly into gf's face and floor and food for tomorrow from 3 feet away and 18 inches high, then fall asleep.

who says men can't multitask?

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#22 to #21 - fakerman (11/06/2010) [-]

all of this without lube, and your friend lives in a forrest so you're at his house.

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#60 to #22 - Zaivia (11/06/2010) [-]

in a church :D

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#166 - RevolverOcelot (11/07/2010) [-]

it would be deeply disturbing if someone managed to achieve all of these

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#73 - biggestmaggot (11/06/2010) [-]

no hands

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#140 - TheFlyingRedPepper (11/07/2010) [-]

<--- I fapped in a public playground, all the TIME!

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#128 - anon (11/07/2010) [-]

friction burn,greedy ****** ,green thumb,headshot,holding the line,going up (totally true i was at school didnt finish but its safe to say that wasnt my proudest moment lol)hot fire, hot nights, i buy it for the articles,imagination mode,iron man,iron will,jack off daniels, no fear, nirvana, multi shot, ninja fap, kodak moment, lasting blast, messmaker,killstreak, keeps the doctor away, and the funniest fuycking won of allllllllllllll....JETSON YOURRE FIRED! lol i have problems

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#116 - cph (11/07/2010) [-]