Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim
and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is
a vestige of the VOX populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous
visitation of a vacation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish
these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently
vicious and In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is
where I spent most of my days.