A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker. No. The Canadian has no importance to the story other than to take up the extra wish. Stop asking.. A Canadian, Osama
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A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker

No. The Canadian has no importance to the story other than to take up the extra wish. Stop asking.

A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and an American Biker are all walking down the road
together [don' t ask me why).
As they are walking, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops
out,
Since you have freed me from the lamp, and there are three of you, twill grant you
each ONE wish."
The Canadian speaks up.
Well, Fm a farmer, and my son is a farmer, so I wish that all the land in Canada was
fertile and perfect for planting crops."
Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and the Canadian is sent back to
Canada where all of the soil was suddenly made fertile.
Me next," declares Osama.
l wish that there was a huge, impenetrable wall around Iraq, so no infidels can
invade my country."
Done, gr says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and Osama is sent back to Iraq,
where a huge impenetrable wall had suddenly appeared.
Now it was the bikers turn. He turns to the genie.
Tell me about this wall Osama just wished for."
Well," says the genie, "it' s 5, 000 feet high, 500 feet thick. There is no way anyone
can get in, and no way anyone can get out."
The Biker leans back agains this Harley, lights a cigarette, and says, .
Fill it with water.
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Submitted: 12/15/2009
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#246 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
osama isnt from iraq
User avatar #248 to #246 - TwoHalves (10/30/2013) [-]
Thank you for putting that little gem of knowledge on this four year-old post.
#250 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH BITCH!!
User avatar #249 - Trogdoorknob (01/04/2010) [-]
Osama Bin Laden created the terrorist group Al-Quada(sp?) After the Soviet Union left Afghanistan.(After invading and staying for 10 years)
#241 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
HAHA!!! LITTLE IRAQUI ****** !!! YOU GOT ****** TOLD BEEOTCH!!!
User avatar #238 - forestw (12/16/2009) [-]
bahahahaha

canadians.
#239 to #238 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
.....are awesome......yeah......
User avatar #237 - shlacka (12/16/2009) [-]
That's a lot of civilian casualties.
#243 to #237 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
The human population is mindlessly overpopulateing and destroying the earth, as far as im concerned civilian casulties are a plus. We need to go spartan, kill the diseased at birth.
#247 to #243 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
earth is not nearly 'over populated'. its probably just crowded where you are and you are projecting that onto the rest of the world.
#248 to #243 - anonymous (12/21/2009) [-]
Eugenicist...
#246 to #243 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
seems like someone shouldve killed you
#245 to #243 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
You're a sadistic nutjob.
#236 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
brabrabrabrabra!... i was trying to do the biker thing on south park. kinda hard to type it
#247 to #236 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
FAGS!
#235 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
id ******* nuke it, yeah......
User avatar #234 - McCauleyc (12/16/2009) [-]
just ate a small child, and hacked this account
#233 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
its just amazing how stupid some people are that they have to argue over the topic of whether osama bin laden is from Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia... he was born and raised in saudi arabia, moved to afghanistan after he was exiled for being a TERRORIST
#229 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
as if american bikers are that smart.
#217 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
the biker probably is my dad and secondly osama binladen is from saudi arabia but nice try.
#219 to #217 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
ROFL

OSAMA is from AFGHANISTAN IDIOT
#222 to #219 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
wrong! you are the idiot
he IS from saudi arabia
he is hiding out in afghanistan, at least thats where the CIA thinks he might be doing
truth is they really havent had a clue for years now
#242 to #222 - Deathstare **User deleted account** (12/16/2009) [-]
wait, he didn't die yet?
#221 to #219 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
omg!!! dnt take it up the ass
#216 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
the biker must be related to my dad
#215 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
If you thumbs down thumbs-up whores you are extremely cool, proven fact.
#214 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
First,

Osama isn't from Iraq, he is from Afghanistan.

Secondly,

They were walking, where did the Harley come from?
#224 to #214 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
osama isnt from afghanistan, he from saudi arabia
#218 to #214 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
Damn Mr. Party Pooper. Maybe his Harley ran out of gas and he had to walk it
#223 to #218 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
hahaha....true
#213 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
what the **** is osama bin laden doing asking for things in iraq?
shouldnt he want the wall for afghan....?
retards.

captch: horny
#244 to #213 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
isn't an afghan a dog and Afghanistan the country?
#225 to #213 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
HOLY **** ARE YOU ALL RETARDED?
OSAMA IS FROM SAUDI ARABIA!
#231 to #225 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
who gives a flying **** where hes from!?
al qaeda is supported by afghan and the taliban so what do you know?
if somebody was born in america does that mean they cant live in canada?
User avatar #208 - Themotivator (12/16/2009) [-]
Where Did The Bike Come From, Weren't they walking?
#210 to #208 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
i gess he just leand on a random bike....?
#201 - Snakeeyez (12/16/2009) [-]
if you thumbs down your gay
#203 to #201 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
if you said that your gay
#209 to #203 - ayeoitsj (12/16/2009) [-]
indeed
User avatar #202 to #201 - FAISCISTBUG (12/16/2009) [-]
hahaha you got thumbs down you're gay
#199 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
It was suppose to be Uncle Sam, not a biker. Bikers are phags
#204 to #199 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
you mean fags.
#198 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
I am so ******* sick of this ignorance.
Osama is from SAUDI ARABIA, and takes residency in either AFGHANISTAN or PAKISTAN, which have nothing to do with Iraq.
get your **** straight.
otherwise, funny joke
#226 to #198 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
you are the only intelligent person on this website
#206 to #198 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
what matter of douchebaggery is this, who cares.
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