A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker. No. The Canadian has no importance to the story other than to take up the extra wish. Stop asking.. A Canadian, Osama
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A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker

No. The Canadian has no importance to the story other than to take up the extra wish. Stop asking.

A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and an American Biker are all walking down the road
together [don' t ask me why).
As they are walking, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops
out,
Since you have freed me from the lamp, and there are three of you, twill grant you
each ONE wish."
The Canadian speaks up.
Well, Fm a farmer, and my son is a farmer, so I wish that all the land in Canada was
fertile and perfect for planting crops."
Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and the Canadian is sent back to
Canada where all of the soil was suddenly made fertile.
Me next," declares Osama.
l wish that there was a huge, impenetrable wall around Iraq, so no infidels can
invade my country."
Done, gr says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and Osama is sent back to Iraq,
where a huge impenetrable wall had suddenly appeared.
Now it was the bikers turn. He turns to the genie.
Tell me about this wall Osama just wished for."
Well," says the genie, "it' s 5, 000 feet high, 500 feet thick. There is no way anyone
can get in, and no way anyone can get out."
The Biker leans back agains this Harley, lights a cigarette, and says, .
Fill it with water.
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Submitted: 12/15/2009
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#2 - Womens Study Major (12/15/2009) [+] (10 replies)
Osama was from Afghanistan, not Iraq.
User avatar #8 to #6 - ColeTheUber (12/15/2009) [-]
No. Cake is prepared by mixing sugar, flour, water, and eggs, and then baking them in an oven.
User avatar #130 - EpicNoob (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, if they were walking, how did his bike get there?
User avatar #160 - TwoHalves (12/16/2009) [+] (6 replies)
Okay. I already posted this comment, but I've gotten so many comments that it's been buried.So-once more:
1).I realize now that I said Osama is from Iraq,I meant Saudi Arabia. Forgive me if I mix up all of those tiny, war-torn countries out there, they just sort of blend in after a while.
2).I heard this joke in this manner first.I've never heard it in the black/mexican/white format, or in the British/Irish/whatever format. I didn't mean to rip it off of whatever was first.
3).Yeah,I realized it was tagged"Tree,"not"Three."I tried, and other than totally removing the post,there is no way to fix it.
4).NO.I do not know why a Canadian,Osama,and a Biker were walking down the road.They just WERE.
User avatar #179 - cougarmelon (12/16/2009) [-]
i like the way that biker thinks
User avatar #93 - TwoHalves (12/16/2009) [-]
Okay, I just want to apologize for a few things.
1). I realize now that I said Osama is from Iraq, I meant Saudi Arabia. Forgive me if I mix up all of those tiny, war-torn countries out there, they just sort of blend in after a while.
2). I heard this joke in this manner first. I've never heard it in the black/mexican/white format, or in the British/Irish/whatever format. I didn't mean to rip it off of whatever was first.
3). Yeah, I realized it was tagged "Tree," not "Three." I tried, and other than totally removing the post, there is no way to fix it.
4). NO. I do not know why a Canadian, Osama, and a Biker were walking down the road. They just WERE.
#96 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I heard a different joke kind of like this. A black guy, a mexican, and a white guy all find a genie lamp together. The genie decides to grant them 1 wish each. The black guy goes first and says "I wish that me and all my black bruthas could go back to Africa." So the genie grants his wish. The mexican says "I wish that me and all of my mexican compadres could go back to Mexico." The genie grants his with. Finally it's the white guy's turn. He says, "Wait, so all of the blacks and mexicans are gone from America? Just give me a Coca-Cola."
#201 - Snakeeyez (12/16/2009) [+] (3 replies)
if you thumbs down your gay
User avatar #202 to #201 - FAISCISTBUG (12/16/2009) [-]
hahaha you got thumbs down you're gay
#85 - Bloodyhands (12/16/2009) [-]
Let me see if I can clean this up.

A biker and Osama bin Ladin are fighting over a magic lamp.
The genie pops out and says "Damn it, I'll just give you both a wish."
bin Ladin goes first: "I'd like all of Afghanistan is be an impenetrable fort with walls 5,000 feet high and 500 feet thick." And it was done.
"And what is your wish?" The genie asked the biker.
"This fort of Osama's?"
"Yes?"
"Fill it with water."
User avatar #38 - micheleITA (12/16/2009) [+] (7 replies)
Fail.
Osama bin laden is from Afghanistan.
User avatar #238 - forestw (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
bahahahaha

canadians.
#59 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Hey two halves, it's "Three wishes" in the tags not "Tree". What the hey is a tree wish? "I wish for a log cabin, an Oak tree house, a Mahogany desk, Cedar shingles, Pine floors and Spruce furniture."
User avatar #70 to #59 - JohnnyCondom (12/16/2009) [-]
"What the HELL is a tree wish?"
#165 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
thats terrible wrong. first they dont get sent back to there place and its not a biker its a southern american. He blows the cigerret in the geniuse face then asks about the wall then fills it with water
User avatar #173 to #168 - PedoBearFTW (12/16/2009) [-]
All of you know, we don't care, right?
User avatar #102 - getsuga (12/16/2009) [-]
fill it with orange juice :D
User avatar #23 - crazyrandomguy (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I have to do it- why was osama, a canadian and a biker walking with each other?
User avatar #153 - JackSchidt (12/16/2009) [-]
funny twist on an old but great joke.
#51 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
HI Billy Mays here , and we have the **** on on funny junk.
( you totally herd his voice while reading this)
User avatar #71 to #51 - Tikiman (12/16/2009) [-]
You misspelled 'heard'.
Grammar Nazi strikes again!
User avatar #150 - MommycookieS (12/16/2009) [-]
hey at least no infedels can get in right
User avatar #106 - Rawrgasm (12/16/2009) [-]
Nao the Canadian is going to have too much competition. D:
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#101 - Womens Study Major Comment deleted by TwoHalves [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #104 to #101 - TwoHalves (12/16/2009) [-]
One of those stupid "don't stop reading this" things...
User avatar #27 - Kajekillz (12/16/2009) [-]
it's a ******* rip of of the irish man, fench man and english man joke wher the french man would be osama asking for the wall because his country keep on getting invaded and the english man says to fill up with water.
You sir are an asshole to rip off such a classic british joke
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