A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and an American Biker are all walking down the road
together [don' t ask me why).
As they are walking, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops
Since you have freed me from the lamp, and there are three of you, twill grant you
each ONE wish."
The Canadian speaks up.
Well, Fm a farmer, and my son is a farmer, so I wish that all the land in Canada was
fertile and perfect for planting crops."
Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and the Canadian is sent back to
Canada where all of the soil was suddenly made fertile.
Me next," declares Osama.
l wish that there was a huge, impenetrable wall around Iraq, so no infidels can
invade my country."
Done, gr says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and Osama is sent back to Iraq,
where a huge impenetrable wall had suddenly appeared.
Now it was the bikers turn. He turns to the genie.
Tell me about this wall Osama just wished for."
Well," says the genie, "it' s 5, 000 feet high, 500 feet thick. There is no way anyone
can get in, and no way anyone can get out."
The Biker leans back agains this Harley, lights a cigarette, and says, .
Fill it with water.