A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker. No. The Canadian has no importance to the story other than to take up the extra wish. Stop asking.. A Canadian, Osama
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A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and a Biker

No. The Canadian has no importance to the story other than to take up the extra wish. Stop asking.

A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and an American Biker are all walking down the road
together [don' t ask me why).
As they are walking, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops
out,
Since you have freed me from the lamp, and there are three of you, twill grant you
each ONE wish."
The Canadian speaks up.
Well, Fm a farmer, and my son is a farmer, so I wish that all the land in Canada was
fertile and perfect for planting crops."
Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and the Canadian is sent back to
Canada where all of the soil was suddenly made fertile.
Me next," declares Osama.
l wish that there was a huge, impenetrable wall around Iraq, so no infidels can
invade my country."
Done, gr says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and Osama is sent back to Iraq,
where a huge impenetrable wall had suddenly appeared.
Now it was the bikers turn. He turns to the genie.
Tell me about this wall Osama just wished for."
Well," says the genie, "it' s 5, 000 feet high, 500 feet thick. There is no way anyone
can get in, and no way anyone can get out."
The Biker leans back agains this Harley, lights a cigarette, and says, .
Fill it with water.
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/15/2009) [+] (10 replies)
Osama was from Afghanistan, not Iraq.
User avatar #8 to #6 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/15/2009) [-]
No. Cake is prepared by mixing sugar, flour, water, and eggs, and then baking them in an oven.
User avatar #130 - EpicNoob (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, if they were walking, how did his bike get there?
#155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
stupid americans. osama bin laden's never been to iraq. he's somewhere between afganistan and pakistan. morons
#157 to #155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
No he in between four walls of dirt... hes in a cave
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
First of all, why in the hell did osama bin laden was with an AMERICAN (biker). FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
#109 to #107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
It said not to ask. You, my friend, broke a law. I shall now sue you.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Hey two halves, it's "Three wishes" in the tags not "Tree". What the hey is a tree wish? "I wish for a log cabin, an Oak tree house, a Mahogany desk, Cedar shingles, Pine floors and Spruce furniture."
#76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (4 replies)
He never said how much water, it could be 2cm for all you know
#77 to #76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
he said FILL it with water. not ADD water. DERP DUH DERP
User avatar #23 - crazyrandomguy (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I have to do it- why was osama, a canadian and a biker walking with each other?
#26 to #23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
I asked the same thing about a young woman, a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow.
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
osama from iraq...

*facepalm*

he's a saudi...
#174 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
umm why was the biker walking with them if he had a harley?
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
Good thing Iraq is not Osama's country
User avatar #160 - TwoHalves (12/16/2009) [+] (6 replies)
Okay. I already posted this comment, but I've gotten so many comments that it's been buried.So-once more:
1).I realize now that I said Osama is from Iraq,I meant Saudi Arabia. Forgive me if I mix up all of those tiny, war-torn countries out there, they just sort of blend in after a while.
2).I heard this joke in this manner first.I've never heard it in the black/mexican/white format, or in the British/Irish/whatever format. I didn't mean to rip it off of whatever was first.
3).Yeah,I realized it was tagged"Tree,"not"Three."I tried, and other than totally removing the post,there is no way to fix it.
4).NO.I do not know why a Canadian,Osama,and a Biker were walking down the road.They just WERE.
#125 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (5 replies)
The canadian was a bit useless...
#133 to #129 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
more like a bit used
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (9 replies)
This is such a fail. Osama has NOTHING to do with Iraq.
User avatar #179 - cougarmelon (12/16/2009) [-]
i like the way that biker thinks
#134 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, too bad people float.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (6 replies)
if you filled it with water then they could just swim over the wall
#18 to #17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
Perhaps, but i think a 5000 feet fall will kill just about anyone.
User avatar #93 - TwoHalves (12/16/2009) [-]
Okay, I just want to apologize for a few things.
1). I realize now that I said Osama is from Iraq, I meant Saudi Arabia. Forgive me if I mix up all of those tiny, war-torn countries out there, they just sort of blend in after a while.
2). I heard this joke in this manner first. I've never heard it in the black/mexican/white format, or in the British/Irish/whatever format. I didn't mean to rip it off of whatever was first.
3). Yeah, I realized it was tagged "Tree," not "Three." I tried, and other than totally removing the post, there is no way to fix it.
4). NO. I do not know why a Canadian, Osama, and a Biker were walking down the road. They just WERE.
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
why were they walking down the road togethor
#61 to #58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
He said dont ask!
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Osama Bin Ladin is from Saudi Arabia, was operating out of Afghanistan, and is now suspected to be in Sudan. he has absolutely NO ties to Iraq.
way to not do your homework =)
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot the end speech punctaution at the end of the last sentence, press shift and 2 next time.
Hail der grammaticke fuhrer
#42 to #40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2009) [-]
You need a full stop at the end of "hail der grammaticke fuhrer".

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