Worth The Read. . Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervou
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Worth The Read

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the
door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously
around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the
window seats realize they' re headed straight for the water at the edge of the
airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water,
panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the
air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says/ ya know, Bob,
one of these days, they' re gonna scream too late and we' re all gonna die."
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User avatar #12 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Why cant a blind black man play hockey?

Because hes black
#22 - RoflNuggets (11/05/2010) [-]
These pilots were arrested in connection with 9/11.
User avatar #13 - EpicFacePalm (11/05/2010) [-]
Lol, now they have to land.
#34 - babyjezus (11/05/2010) [-]
hoho! its funny because they use their sense of hearing to tell where the water lie so they can lift off
#10 - freshtic (11/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#14 to #10 - kykylee (11/05/2010) [-]
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User avatar #1 - EvilWolf (11/04/2010) [-]
nvr heard that one before
#9 - glockfetish (11/05/2010) [+] (12 replies)
I read, don't worry...
#5 - Loufe (11/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the logic just doesnt make sense..

thats onixceptable
#3 - beetard (11/05/2010) [-]
Oh god the ending.
Epic as hell.
#53 - SilentBlade (11/05/2010) [-]
Now if they could only land.
User avatar #33 - thecondor (11/05/2010) [+] (11 replies)
Why couldn't stevie wonder or ray charles read?


Cuz they were balck
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#23 - xXPzPXx (11/05/2010) [-]
He was one of the pilots
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#6 - TheCommentGuy (11/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #29 to #15 - Super Mario (11/05/2010) [-]
That's what she said.
User avatar #48 - lanstar (11/05/2010) [-]
how they gonna land?
#18 - TheKatanaIII (11/05/2010) [-]
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User avatar #57 - TheTafrin (11/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What do you can a black man who flies a plane?





A pilot you racist bastard.
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#4 - FuReNzIc (11/05/2010) [-]
Epic Epic Epic Ending :D

User avatar #56 - IcyEzra (11/05/2010) [-]
i smell terrorism
#8 - snakedoctor (11/05/2010) [-]
cool story bro
cool story bro
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