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Irish Picots
Ens they approached Dubbin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
Ephesus ya Took how fookin shart dat runway is?
Yer nat fookin , Paddy
Dis is ganna be one a trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
Yer nat fookin , Paddy !!
Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put engine in reverse !!
An den ya put Flaps down !!
An den stamp an brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta Mcfly Mudder a Gad !!!
I' m prayin arready, but I' 11 hit: brakes as hard as I can.
ist:" as the wheels hit: the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, guts the Flaps down,
stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Mcfly Mother with a 1 his soua. The
bbcakes screeched, the tires s , and there was smoke ever where, but, to the review of
lar] the passengers, and, not east of , Paddy and Shamus, t e aircraft: came to stop but
few meters from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit: regaining some composure, Paddy booked out of the
window and said to Shamus, "oat has gat ta be shortest fookin runway in wordd!”
isthmus replied, "Yes, but ya see how fookin wide it is?”
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Submitted: 12/15/2009
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#33 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ahhahaha i get it

they landed on the runway sideways, so it'd be like this

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#1 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (6 replies)
I got the punchline, but was there really a need for the retarded accents? It just made everything take longer to read.
#26 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (3 replies)
fist of i am irish and this is funn second of all for the creater we irish pronouce it feck not fook thats the scot
User avatar #3 - shlacka (12/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Why were they Irish? Were they drunk?
#12 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
if u think about it, it would cut a lot if time if all pilots landed like that
#27 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
Thanks for posting something on FunnyJunk that made me lol
#15 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (5 replies)
WOOOO, Dum Irish. Heres another one, "Two Irish Men WALK Out Of A Bar" thats it, dont get, you must be irish
#6 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
*Facepalm*
User avatar #41 - Cool Beans (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
was et coompletely necessaary to wrate de whole thing in det fookin arccent?
#40 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
Ahh, Irish people. When will they learn.
#39 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
... how do you put a plane in reverse?
#42 to #39 - Azz (12/16/2009) [-]
How do u think they get away from the tunnel like thing that the passengers walk through? Go through the airport?
#36 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
fookin?
#24 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
I laughed out loud and my co workers just stared at me. Ahh. That was too good
#8 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Kinda retarded. Cos Shamus should be spelled Seamus. its like Sean, its derived from the irish language so the spelling is weird
#9 to #8 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
you can spell your name however you want to, idiot.
#2 - commando **User deleted account** (12/15/2009) [+] (4 replies)
get it they went the wrong way
#44 - anonymous (01/31/2010) [-]
im full irish and truth be told were smarter on average than America so check your back story ye ****** tool
#29 - monkeyfunkel (12/16/2009) [-]
wtf are toughs frikin pilots saying?
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