Ens they approached Dubbin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
Ephesus ya Took how fookin shart dat runway is?
Yer nat fookin , Paddy
Dis is ganna be one a trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
Yer nat fookin , Paddy !!
Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put engine in reverse !!
An den ya put Flaps down !!
An den stamp an brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta Mcfly Mudder a Gad !!!
I' m prayin arready, but I' 11 hit: brakes as hard as I can.
ist:" as the wheels hit: the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, guts the Flaps down,
stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Mcfly Mother with a 1 his soua. The
bbcakes screeched, the tires s , and there was smoke ever where, but, to the review of
lar] the passengers, and, not east of , Paddy and Shamus, t e aircraft: came to stop but
few meters from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit: regaining some composure, Paddy booked out of the
window and said to Shamus, "oat has gat ta be shortest fookin runway in wordd!”
isthmus replied, "Yes, but ya see how fookin wide it is?”