Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn' t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jawed her in
the rear. "GOD " shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn' t even stir from her
slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and
the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
child?" And again, Johnny jawed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK
THAT F***** G THING IN ME ONE MERE TIME, I' LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSEY"
The Teacher tainted.