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User avatar #6 - SafTDude (12/15/2009) [+] (3 replies)
As a Christian it saddens me to see how stupid some Christians are....some people shouldn't be allowed to breed
#117 - anonymous (12/23/2009) [+] (1 reply)
There is nothing wrong with most Christians, but the people in this picture are ******* MORONS. The faces were also funny :P
#118 to #117 - MachoPPMan **User deleted account** (01/05/2010) [-]
You'd have to be a ******* moron to believe in an almighty God that sends people to hell just because they don't believe in him.
User avatar #109 - SuperTroopers (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
God isn't real, The earth was created from multipule meteorites colliding making enough friction and heat to gain gravity, thus adding more material to get pulled toward it (such as GASES, METALS, CHUCKNORRIS)... then over many years the outer crust cooled and Ozone was Created by the Gases and Chuck Norris telling the earth to have an Ozone..then the radiation from the sun+Gases+ChuckNorris slowly made bacteria and we eventually Evolved from that... Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked ADAMS rib out to make EVE, He then ****** EVE, then MEGA ROUNDHOUSED her into the sky where she Split into all different Religous ppl, where they then wrote the bible... AND THATS A FACT!!!!
#111 to #109 - bozomatt (12/16/2009) [-]
I didnt bother reading that, but I got the sense that it was awesome
#100 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (2 replies)
reading the comments, it seems like many Christians havent read the Bible to understand what it is they follow.

and many Atheist haven't read it and thus blindly hate and generalize.

PROTIP: Whether you believe in God or not, read the Bible and find out from the source (not idiot people) what it's about
User avatar #102 to #100 - SkriblZz (12/16/2009) [-]
Oh, I am quite familiar with it. It is just a series of great morals that got out of control and portrayed as reality by the masses.
#83 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (3 replies)
"nothing in the bible has ever been disproved."
The earth isn't in the center of the universe now is it?
User avatar #85 to #83 - SkriblZz (12/16/2009) [-]
Everything in the book has been disproved. It's just fiction. How do you think religion and video games mix so well together? xD
User avatar #70 - TheColorfulZombie (12/16/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Man, I'm tired of all the "missionary" christians who try to force their Im I'm tired of all these christians forcing religion on everyone. I'm christian but I feel that there is no point in trying to talk atheists into being christian. All it does is make us look like control freaks and douches.
But I'm kind of being a hypocrite now. I'm tired of the excuse that so many atheists use: "Why would god make all this evil happen if he loves us so much?" he doesn't make evil happen. He just let's us have choice. None of the evil in the world is made by god. Only by man. God lets us have have choice so that we may praise him of our own will, not be little praIsing robots.
#95 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Addmitedly there were some stupid things in there, but I would like to point out:

Science can never disprove God's existence. Even Steven Hawking acknowledges this. Instead, science supplements it.

No matter how far back you go, there is something that had to have started it. Take the Big Bang Theory for example. How the hell did nothing explode? "well there were these four forces-" STOP. Where did they come from?
String Theory? Where the **** did the strings come from?

Regardless of what science tells us, there was a spark in the very beginning that science can never hope to comprehend, which is God.
User avatar #99 to #95 - SkriblZz (12/16/2009) [-]
The bible did not copy right "God". The belief of a God was before that book was even created. Also, so the building blocks of everything can not have no beginning, but a being can? Sorry, but I fail to see your logic there.
#48 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (5 replies)
most christians arent like that, honestly. (at least not the ones iv met)
you see them because they are the vocal ones.
but if you get to know us, you might be surprised.
there are extremists in every religious and nonreligious group.
I am very sorry if this is the type of chrisitan you have experienced.
#68 to #48 - EarthRester (12/16/2009) [-]
Christians are going through what I like to call "Christ Guilt" Its like "White Guilt" in the way where a lot of people are noticing the major flaws in religion (the biggest one being Christianity). So everybody who attaches them self openly with christianity is being slammed down HARD. It doesn't matter if you are just a normal person who works their job, pays their taxes and goes to their church every week, or if you are one of the crazies who will camp outside Washington D.C. for 2 months because "the gays wana ruin our way of life". You will be bashed.

User avatar #32 - shlacka (12/15/2009) [-]
Haha, "Evolution is a lie," is four words, haha!

But....you probably......knew that.


I'll leave.
#77 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wtf is wrong with that guy? everyone isnt born christian, I'm 15 and I'm Atheist. you cant prove god exists and you cant prove he doesnt, there is a scientific reason for almost everything out there
User avatar #78 to #77 - SkriblZz (12/16/2009) [-]
I am quite happy to see someone of your age uses such simplistic logic!
#24 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
All hale Satan.
User avatar #51 to #35 - Heil Grammar Nazi ONLINE (12/15/2009) [-]
Hey, leave grammar nazing to the Professionals.

Nice spelling mistake.
#107 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
To begin with, no, i dont believe in God. I went to a christian primary school, so i do know A LOT of the bible. i know that it cant be proved incorrect, but its still my choice to disbelieve. i dont hate it. i just have no interest in it.
#94 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
wow... look at aaaaalllll the pointless arguments
#55 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
"if you could reason with religious people, there wouldn't BE religious people."
#54 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
This makes me want to choke a bunch of those uber-religious freaks who won't even watch Harry Potter. "I'm a Christian, I don't believe in magic. It's not real." NO **** IT'S NOT REAL, NO ONE IN REAL LIFE IS AS CUTE AS LUNA LOVEGOOD!!! RAWR!!!
#50 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (3 replies)
"Evolution is a lie." Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that like, eight words? It's definitely not three.
#49 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
how to get a moderately high amount of thumbs up: post something anti-christian. and they call christians bigots, look at this picture's steriotypes of christians. christians say something and give no solid evidence, have these people ever heard of Ravi Zacharias? or C S Lewis? or G K Chesterson? and of course there will be disagreements to what i'm saying. funnyjunk should be funny, not like this.
#26 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
Man, I hate christian fanatics. They're all, I'm right, you're wrong, go to hell. You tell him FFuu guy :D Thumbs up, because this pic is true. About christian fanatics being infuriating and all.
#25 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
im christian but a lot of what there saying aint true. youre not born christian at all. you have to ask god to save you from the bad thing you do.
#23 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
I guess these people are going to get ALOT of hate mail or messages now....
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