Forrest Gump Joke. My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump. Forrest Gum JENNAY forrest gump dies and goes to heaven
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Forrest Gump Joke

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump Joke
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
The gatekeeper at the gate to heaven says, "There are too many people in heaven so you have to pass this quiz to
get in."
Forrest Gump says, "Okay."
The gatekeeper says, "First question: What two days of the week begin with T?"
Gump replies, "That! s easy. Today and tommorrow."
The gatekeeper says, "Well, I didn' t think of that so I' ll give it to you"
Second question: "How many seconds are in a year?"
Gump says, "12, January End , February End...”
The gatekeeper says, "That wasn' t what I was thinking, but I' ll give it to you"
Last question: "What is God' s first name?"
Gump replies, "Howard."
The gatekeeper says, "How on earth did you get Howard?"
Gump says, or s common sense. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
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Submitted: 12/14/2009
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User avatar #34 - moonshine (12/15/2009) [-]
i read it in forrests voice
#2 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
worst joke ever
User avatar #6 to #2 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (12/15/2009) [-]
You are a moron.
User avatar #54 - shaunsta (12/15/2009) [-]
this is 1 of my favorite movies :)
forest gump ftw
User avatar #39 - FAISCISTBUG (12/15/2009) [-]
"Lieutenant Dan!!! You got legs!"
User avatar #4 - Sephriomnislash (12/15/2009) [-]
Momma makes all kinds of Shrimp
Bubblegum Shrimp
Shrimp Stew
Can you name any?
#1 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Momma said theys my magic shoes
#10 to #1 - StaticSoup (12/15/2009) [-]
they could take me anywhere
#5 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (6 replies)
anyone read this in his voice?
#7 to #5 - Les **User deleted account** (12/15/2009) [-]
yes
User avatar #56 - Bacula (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Ive worn lots of shoes...
User avatar #23 - robotwarrior (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
this is my favorite movie of all time
(also im pretty sure that it happend too because there is a bubba gump shrimp co)
User avatar #13 - rherrero (12/15/2009) [-]
LT. DAN
lol
User avatar #50 - theinsd (12/15/2009) [-]
LOL x] i liked tat movie
User avatar #41 - TheColdandRain (12/15/2009) [-]
Howard is mah dad's name... he is not god.
#51 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
bubba was my very best good friend
#47 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
...old
#46 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
"BUBBA!!!"
#45 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
it is a good movie and that joke is off the chain
#43 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
F'n classic!
#42 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
momma says these my magic shoes, they take me any where i wanna go...momma also used to hit me in the head and call me a retard
#8 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
i've heard it where god's name was Andy...(And he walks with me, and he talks with me, and he tells me i am his own) it's the lyrics to an old school hymn, check it out...haha
#3 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
That was on Lano and Woodley. Only they said 'Harold'.
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