Forrest Gump Joke. My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump. Forrest Gum
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Forrest Gump Joke

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump Joke
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
The gatekeeper at the gate to heaven says, "There are too many people in heaven so you have to pass this quiz to
get in."
Forrest Gump says, "Okay."
The gatekeeper says, "First question: What two days of the week begin with T?"
Gump replies, "That! s easy. Today and tommorrow."
The gatekeeper says, "Well, I didn' t think of that so I' ll give it to you"
Second question: "How many seconds are in a year?"
Gump says, "12, January End , February End...”
The gatekeeper says, "That wasn' t what I was thinking, but I' ll give it to you"
Last question: "What is God' s first name?"
Gump replies, "Howard."
The gatekeeper says, "How on earth did you get Howard?"
Gump says, or s common sense. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
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Submitted: 12/14/2009
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#5 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (6 replies)
anyone read this in his voice?
#36 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Thumbs up if you read this in Forrest Gump's voice
#22 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
Momma says women are like a box of choclates, you never know which ones gonna have nuts!
#14 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Life's a dick. Don't blow it.
User avatar #34 - moonshine (12/15/2009) [-]
i read it in forrests voice
#57 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
who read it in a retads voics
#2 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
worst joke ever
User avatar #6 to #2 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (12/15/2009) [-]
You are a moron.
#1 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Momma said theys my magic shoes
#25 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
life is like a box of chocolates. You eat all the chocolate and throw up.
#29 to #25 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
You skipped the heart disease, diabetes and obesity.
#8 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
i've heard it where god's name was Andy...(And he walks with me, and he talks with me, and he tells me i am his own) it's the lyrics to an old school hymn, check it out...haha
User avatar #54 - shaunsta (12/15/2009) [-]
this is 1 of my favorite movies :)
forest gump ftw
#46 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
#40 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
Haha, I like the tag "JENNAY"!
User avatar #39 - FAISCISTBUG (12/15/2009) [-]
"Lieutenant Dan!!! You got legs!"
User avatar #4 - Sephriomnislash (12/15/2009) [-]
Momma makes all kinds of Shrimp
Bubblegum Shrimp
Shrimp Stew
Can you name any?
#51 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
bubba was my very best good friend
#45 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
it is a good movie and that joke is off the chain
#21 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (2 replies)
well MY momma always used to say "Life is like a box of chocolates. You don't know what you're gonna get. So you eat them all and hope you get the one you like then you get fat and cry on the internet. Than you cut yourself..........A slice of cake.
#31 to #24 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
I see 2 fails.
User avatar #56 - Bacula ONLINE (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Ive worn lots of shoes...
#58 to #56 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
i bet if i tried real hard i could remember my first pair of shoes
#42 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
momma says these my magic shoes, they take me any where i wanna go...momma also used to hit me in the head and call me a retard
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