There was this businessman who was getting ready to
go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort,
so he thought he' d try to get her something to keep
her occupied while he was gone; because he
didn' t much like the idea of her screwing someone else.
So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around.
He thought shout a linearized sea doll, but that was too
chose to another man for him.
He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something
special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man
behind the counter. He explained his situation. The
old man said, "Well, I don' t really know of anything that will
do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments,
and " on but I don' t know of anything that will keep her
occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.
Except what?" the man asked. ‘Nothing, nothing."
Emmi tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don' t
usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoo dick. IN
So what' s up with this voodoo dick?‘ he asked. The
old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an
old wooden boa, carved with strange symbols- He opened
it and there lay a very dildo,. The
businessman laughed, and said "Big deal. It looks like
every other dildo in this shop!"
The old man replied, "But you haven' t seen what it' ll do yet''
He pointed to a door and said "voodoo dick the door." The
voodoo darkrose out obits boa, darted over to the door, and
started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shock with the
vibrations, and a crack developed dawn the middle.
Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick
get back in your boss!"
The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the bore and lay
there, quiescent once more.
I' ll take it!" said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasnt for stile, but he
finally surrendered to in cash. The guy took it home
to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it,
all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick my pussy." He left
far his trip satisfied that things would be line while he was gone-
After he' d been gone a few days; the wife was unbearably horny.
She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her,
but then she remembered the voodoo dick She got it mat and said
Voodoo dick my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch
and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she' d ever
before. shifter three orgasms, decided she' d had
enough, and tried to pull it out but it was stuck in her, still thrusting,
She tried and tried to get it out but nothing worked.
Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided
to go to the hospital to see ifthey could help. She put her clothes on,
gut: in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every
thrust of the dildo., On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve
offere road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her
license, and then asked how much she' d had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she complained that the hadn' t been drinking
but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn' t stop screwing.
The officer looked at her a a second, and then said
Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"