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I love being aussy

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These Questions were posted an an Australian Tourism Website and the
answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who
obviously have a great sense (not ta mention a law
tolerance threshold liar cretins!)
tts Q: [mes it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain an
TN, how do the plants grow? ( UK I
tts A: We import all plants Fully grown and then just sit around watching I
tts
tts Q: Will I be able to see Kangaroos in the street? t USA )
tts A: legends how much yau' been drinking.
tts Q: 1 want to walk train Perth ta Sydney - can I Fallow the railroad
tracks? ( Sweden)
tts A: Sure, it' s only three thousand miles, take lots at water,
uss
tts Q: Are there any Aln/ Is, (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send
me a list ofthem in Brisbane. Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ?
tts A: What did your last slave die
uss
tts Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in
Australia ? t USA)
3* A: is the big triangle shaped continent south of lolrape.
3* is that big island in the middle if the Pacific which does
not FII Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross, Come naked.
tts Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA)
tts A: Face south and then tum 180 degrees. Contact us when you get
here and we' ll send the rest ortho directions,
tts
3* Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? t UK )
tts AN/ ? Just use your fingers like we dc...
uss
tts Q: Can you send me the Vienna Hays’ Choir schedule? t USA )
3* A: is that quaint little country bordering , which
is III Oh ferget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
tts
3* Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? t UK )
3* A: You area British politician, right?
tts Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? ( Germany )
tts A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of' vegan hunter/ gatherers,
tts Milk is illegal.
tts Q: Please send a list Mall doctors in Dispense
rattlesnake serum. ( USA I
tts A: Rattlesnakes live in which is where YOU came from,
tts All A autralian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled
and make good pets.
tts Q: 1 have a question about a Famous animal in Australia , but I target
its name. Its a kind at bear and lives in trees. (LISA)
tts A: It' s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out all
tts You can scare them o ff by spraying yourself with human urine before:
tts Q: 1 have developed a new product that is the fountain .
Can yau tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? (USA)
tts A: Anywhere significant numbers gather.
tts Q: lho you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? (France )
tts A: Only at Christmas.
tts
tts Q: Will I be able to speak English mast places I gift Ufia)
tts
tts A: Yes, but have ta learn it first
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#1 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (8 replies)
being an American, I must ask for your forgiveness due to the 99.99% of us who are idiots. (as shown above)



(the last 0.01% are still idiots, just not complete idiots)
#28 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (2 replies)
lol they're trying to get alot of people naked in kings cross on tuesday nights
#68 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I love Aussies!!!
#126 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HAHA Im aussie and some americans need to grow a brain
#130 to #126 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [-]
even though the questions were from all over the world, americans are the only stupid ones mentioned in your post...a bit of resentment there buddy?
#76 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (9 replies)
Go Aussies!! lets do a singalong,

Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free We've golden soil and wealth for toil, Our home is girt by sea: Our land abounds in nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare, In history's page let every stage Advance Australia fair, In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross, We'll toil with hearts and hands, To make this Commonwealth of ours Renowned of all the lands, For those who've come across the seas We've boundless plains to share, With courage let us all combine To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#67 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (11 replies)
australias an island?
#69 to #67 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [-]
thats why they call it an island, ******* .
#34 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Haha notice how none of these questions are from Canada... Man i love being Canadian :P
#128 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [-]
AUSTRALIA FTW
#119 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (2 replies)
im australian and its funny seeing how gullable americans are
User avatar #125 to #119 - bannaray (12/14/2009) [-]
dont judge me...


bitch
User avatar #114 - ashleymofo (12/14/2009) [-]
LOL XD "come naked"
#95 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Oh wow, lol
I'm in America and all, but damn most of the people here are dumbasses :]
#108 to #95 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [-]
thankyou! im not alone! dude every god damn day i see idiots everywhere asking those type of questions. im ashamed to call myself an american.
User avatar #73 - Pedobear Sr (12/14/2009) [-]
some of those questions make me ashamed to be american. probably some rednecks. ****** rednecks.

captcha: penal.....giggity
#23 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (3 replies)
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
OI OI OI!
User avatar #145 - Bacula ONLINE (12/15/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Australia: The Alabama of the world.
#148 to #145 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2009) [-]
you're a dumbass
#80 - Chumley **User deleted account** (12/14/2009) [-]
I'm a proud American and this is ******* FUNNY. You are on FunnyJunk for goodness sake. Bring a friggin sense of humor next time if you can't laugh at this. Oh and **** CANADA, eh!
#63 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [-]
I giggled... and then laughed hysterically.
#97 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i am american and i am not surprised with how stupid we can be. i actually kne someone who didn't know what a koala bear was called just like in one of the questions
User avatar #91 - SantaC (12/14/2009) [-]
lmao!!...gotta love Australia xD
#54 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [-]
did anyone else realize theres no stupid canadians involved?
just saying :p
#20 - 4chan refugee (12/14/2009) [+] (6 replies)
yeah, it's hilarious...but it's sad also. Why do only stupid Americans make contact with people from other countries? Is it to show the world that we're a country full of retards?
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