The Television. . On a cold, late September night... My eyes opened to a Terrifying sight. My television set had suspended itself in midair... V eyes cou . not  TV
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On a cold, late
September night...
My eyes
opened to a
Terrifying
sight.
My television set had
suspended itself in
midair...
V eyes cou . not avert
thems es fro a freighter's
As fear and panic sank in, and I
began to urinate...
An Idea, my
mind began
contemplate.
I grabbed
the gun
under my
pillow, with
my finger on
the trigga'
I turned on the
light and yelled:
As the thief ran out
of sight
I chased after
him with all of
my might.
As he crawled through
the window mg to
I ,9 pulled the trigger, and
popped a cap in his
black ass.
DAMMIT MARCUS! GO TO THE
PRINCIPAL' S OFFICE!"
...
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#13 - iFaRtRaINboWZzz
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#334 to #13 - ZombieSmile
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#178 - cakeater
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#111 - Santaisirish **User deleted account**
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#21 - Moog
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(11/02/2010) [-]
:)
User avatar #27 to #21 - TheZohan
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(11/02/2010) [-]
*Achievement unlocked, stay fat on deserted island with no food.*
#79 - IamTNT
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(11/02/2010) [-]
This is the real funnyjunk :D glad to see its coming back.
#105 to #79 - ajbizzle
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Thats a funny statement because the real funnyjunk will never be back..
#97 to #79 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account**
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#103 to #97 - DerpDerpDurr **User deleted account**
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#126 to #97 - lmaopwnt
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#143 to #126 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account**
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WHY!!!
#145 to #143 - lmaopwnt
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#554 to #97 - Butt Nuggit
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User avatar #805 - KevKK
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(11/03/2010) [-]
it looks like he
*searches pocket for glasses*
looks like
*keeps searching*
looks like...
i left my glasses at my office

****.
#175 - Monopolus
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(11/02/2010) [-]
Who else thought that once he said 'trigga' he was gonna say '******....
Who else thought that once he said 'trigga' he was gonna say '******....
#366 - juiceboxroxs
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(11/02/2010) [-]
Princlpe
<---
User avatar #388 to #366 - aznmafia
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(11/02/2010) [-]
**** THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR 30 MINS
User avatar #392 to #366 - scrubs
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(11/02/2010) [-]
hahaha mark henry FTW
#841 - Zizzerman
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(11/03/2010) [-]
HE'S CLIMBIN UP YO WINDOW
SNATCHIN' YO T.V UP
#851 to #841 - totallyChaz
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(11/03/2010) [-]
try'n to take them so you better
hide your disks
and hide your wires
User avatar #856 to #851 - zoluwyatt
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(11/03/2010) [-]
and hide your xbox
cause they taking everything out here
#858 to #856 - totallyChaz
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why you have to run away
we chasing you
we gonna shoot you
we gonna shoot you
User avatar #885 to #858 - PopcornViking
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(11/04/2010) [-]
yo all you people are dumb
you are dumb
you are so sumb
you are really really dumb
Alabama, we gonna find you
#761 - demented
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(11/03/2010) [-]


This is full of win man. You've seriously out done yourself.
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