a new way to get high. . Elk: /b/, lye found a way, using a completely legal substance, to get high. No, not Oregano: not dayquil, but SUGAR. Yes, the everyday  b chan High sugar busters Butt
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Elk: /b/, lye found a way, using a completely legal substance, to get high.
No, not Oregano: not dayquil, but SUGAR. Yes, the everyday sweetener that we
all know m well- It gees in tea, , and also many candies.
Intrigued? Yes, I thaught _ Here' s what you', need:
A 5 Pound bag of Sugar
Something that will allow you to feed sugar through ene end and cart the other
LE. Straw, pipe, hollowed em stick, anything)
Luan' cation (OPTIONAL)
yourshelf
Youre probably thinking "How the ass am. i going to get high with all this?" Step by step: helen_
First, find seine lube, KAY, butter, etc. (or, if yeu' re hardcore, then first skip the lube complettely).
Spread it all ever the item you chose Now, herds the hardest part- Bend over, and put
the item in your butt. Make sure that you put it far enough up there that it won' t fall out (Halfway is good).
Lie down flat en your back, with the item still in you, and find the bag of Sugar. typen it up: and start pouring
it down the object, into your butt. Do nate: that most of the bag HAS to go in for this to work.
Its if a few handfuls miss, but try and get the majority into you.
Y' ' ll be stoned for three days, guaranteed.
It sounds crazy: but trust me, its the best high: I' had in a leng time-
Tell me how it goes, and impossible, PICS PIE.
be I 02/ 19/ 07( Mon) Nell}? 84476
Protip: Bleeding is a sign it' s working
be I 02/ 19/ 07( Mon) No/ 207 84505
Something tells me this weld kill you
Well whose going to take era for the team so we can find out?
I 02/ 19/ 07( Man) No/ 20784538
were yen just sitting around one day, shoving baking ingredients into year asshole?
llow exactly weild forcing sugar up yew ass get you high?
CAN YOU GET BY PETE POUNDS CW SUGAR IN YOUR ANUS?
WELL FEED GUT: ANDIF WE CANT, WELL NUDE ASS
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #9 - Shaaaaaaaaark
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(12/14/2009) [-]
Step one: Be curious.
Step two: Be in pain.
Step three: Be diabetic.
#15 to #9 - anon id: e07cc4a1
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step four: die a spazzing death
#12 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2009) [-]
I just went to the Mythbusters site and suggested this. It's in the message board section called Ideas: Everything Else. Username is numbierwun. Subject is "Getting high off of sugar."
User avatar #14 to #12 - Ashtwofourthree [OP]
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epic
#10 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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so.. who is going to take one for the team?
User avatar #31 - snobbymussel
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(12/14/2009) [-]
i know ill get like thousands upon thousands of thumbsdown for this, but... i might try it, but sure i might get rectal trauma and die the way i always envisioned my freak of a brother who well only call "prince albert" if you dont get that your a dumbass, but still, i might do it, and post the results, i know no one will try it, but its worth it, the honesty on 4chan is amazing, you know i should probably just get "prince albert" with all his peircings to do it, still dont get it? get the **** out, you have ruined this place.
#32 to #31 - anon id: 5d6911d0
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Get off Funnyjunk, please.
#38 to #32 - anon id: c5d43d34
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ASS
#33 to #31 - anon id: b4f82999
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i applaud you.
way to take one for the team.
#13 - funnyshitupmyass
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(12/14/2009) [-]
i loled my ass ff when the showed that pic
#8 - monkeyfunkel
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(12/14/2009) [-]
on this sucrose injected episode of mythbusters
#22 - shhakezula **User deleted account**
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#35 - Deathstare **User deleted account**
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Coincidentally anything stuck in the anus gets absorbed much faster and in larger quantities. Try sticking beer up your ass. DRUNK IN 3 MINUTES.
#19 - ChefRico
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(12/14/2009) [-]
It works best if you dissolve the sugar in warm water and then fill up an old hot water bottle. Now attach a hose to the hot water bottle (if you have one around your house it probably comes with the hose already). Slowly squeeze the contents of the hot water bottle up your arse. Leave the contents in your bowels for as long as you can. I would walk around the house naked while holding it in because walking around helps your body absorb the sugar and doing it naked just seems right. When you feel you can't hold it any longer jump up and down as this help your sphincter tighten up and hold it in better. When you are ready just sit on the toilet and let it go. I haven't personally tried this but it I hear it works great.
#20 to #19 - anon id: 96a5f05d
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Holy **** im baked thanks for the tips mann!
#5 - anon id: f4358d9e
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(12/14/2009) [-]
Notice how he says put lie down flat on your "back". The item would be forced in... ouch...