tough call. tell me what you think.. The Wedding Ring A man who was born and bred in Woodbridge , Western Australia went to the hospital to have his weding ring
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The Wedding Ring
A man who was born and bred in Woodbridge , Western Australia
went to the hospital to have his weding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient' s girlfriend
found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn' t know he was married and she was so mad she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don' t know what' s worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you' re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
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Submitted: 11/01/2010
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User avatar #38 - Durricane **User deleted account** (11/02/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Oh thats nothing. One time i had to pee really bad but there wasn't a restroom near by so it took out a coke bottle and peed in it. I then got a random boner and it caused my penis to get stuck in the bottle hole. I had to think of old nuns and Snooki to get my penis free.
#80 - fungusamongus (11/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
looks like....


he wasn't a lord of the rings
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#11 - srskate has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#12 to #11 - srskate (11/01/2010) [-]
1. I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE
2. i was thinking of you with an erection and this is all i had
3. my wife has big fingers

problem solved
#1 - egoneyles (11/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
3...
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#4 to #2 - wuidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#106 - RaughOutRoud (11/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. Girl plays it cool whilst man doesn't realise about ring.
2. Gives man glass of OJ with 6 crushed viagra tablets.
3.????
4. Profit.
#126 - LukeWesters (11/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What he doesn't say is that it was the wedding ring for this guy.
User avatar #71 - HairyBack (11/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I thumbed down and thumbed up so i can be 500. ;D
User avatar #10 - killersnipes (11/01/2010) [-]
id love to be the guy's friend flashing him porn the entire car ride to the hospital
#9 - AMATORY (11/01/2010) [-]
#114 - Aspirin (11/02/2010) [+] (4 replies)
<--- Damn look at how much Neil Patrick Harris cares!
<--- Damn look at how much Neil Patrick Harris cares!
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#86 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
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#135 - PathofPain **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#109 - iliketololalot (11/02/2010) [-]
"Goliath 1 this is Charlie 2 confirming visual . Uh... Traget appears to be a man with an incredibly small reproductive organ that seems
to be encountering martital issues. Permission to engage? Over."

*Kssh "Charlie 2 this is relay from Goliath 1. You have permission
to engage hostiles. Repeat permission to engage hostiles. Over."
*Kssh

"Roger that Goliath. Alright boys you heard the man!"
"Ahahahahahahahahahaa!"
#29 - HydraGFX (11/02/2010) [+] (20 replies)
What? Has this guy ever heard the expression "Once you soft wood you all good"? Obviously not.
#112 - sandez (11/02/2010) [-]
3
#19 - sprlol (11/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #5 - battledude (11/01/2010) [-]
she should have then aroused him
User avatar #150 - Superleggera (11/02/2010) [+] (12 replies)
1: He was probably gonna give it to his girlfriend
2: He probably didnt already have a wife as said above
3: The guys asian


I know im getting thumbs down for this
User avatar #104 - swissdude (11/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
IT *HAS* TO BE TRUE IF YOU READ IT ON THE INTERNET!!!
Its not like someone completely made itup for Thumbs, how could he have possibly gotten a picture of
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