My bled Life
by Woody Allen
in my next life I wont live backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you who up in on old peoples home
feeling better every day.
You get tricked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.
Vou work for years until you' re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
Vou party, drink alcohol. and are
generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.
Von then go to primary school,
you become cs laid, you play.
Von house no responsibilities,
you become in baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your last 9 months floating in
luxurious me like conditions with
central heating and room service
on tap, larger quarters every day
and then, !
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.