A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this
huge, burly American guy walks in, As he peecee the Newbie, he hits
him on the neck, knocking him to the floor.
The big, burly Yank aaye, "that' s a karate chop from
Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and
resumed drinking his beer,
The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he
walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks
him to the fiber. That' s a judo chop from Japan", he aaye.
The little Newfie decides he' s had enough and leavee. A half
hour later he comee back and sees the burly American sitting at the
bar. He wake up behind him and whacka him on the head, knocking
him out cold.
The Newfie ncayfi to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell
him that was a twin‘ hockey stick from Canadian Tire."